I use to date a girl with seagulls in her apartment
We'd make puddles on the couch
And she had this uncanny ability to tell
when the weather channel was lying
I was never good at lying
But I went to college for stretching the truth
At night when the seagulls went to bed
Her cat and I would drink coffee and tell stories
never stopping to question if they were true
17h ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM UTC
I use to date a girl with seagulls in her apartment
We'd make puddles on the couch
And she had this uncanny ability to tell
when the weather channel was lying
I was never good at lying
But I went to college for stretching the truth
At night when the seagulls went to bed
Her cat and I would drink coffee and tell stories
never stopping to question if they were true
