Hello, my name is ***** ****
And I'm very pleased to meetcha
If you're wondering
What I'm doing
Walking down this mountain
Well hang on to your hat
Hold your horses
I'm about to tellya
You see that bolder
Down in the valley
You do?
That's good
Well take it from me
It's ****** heavy
Now turn around
And look straight up
You see that little bit of rough?
Just three or four feet from the top
Well that's how high I pushed the boulder
Before I got that awful pain
In my shoulder
So I had to let it go
And watch it roll and roll and roll
Down the mountain
Ever faster
While all that I could do
Was scream and shout
Gods ******
Another ****** disaster
I bet you're asking what's the point
Of rolling up the rock
Let's just say
It's the price I pay
For ******* off the Gods
I used to be a king
A really nice guy
Can you blame me
For not wanting to die
It was my time
I knew that clearly
But I was stubborn
I tricked the Gods
I valued my life dearly
Still, a little mercy here and there
These days is all too rare
I know I stepped out of line
All the same
They could have let me off
With a fine
So this is why I find myself
In the Underworld
Pushing up and walking down
Never getting to the top
Every go a flop
What's that you ask
How many times?
I've endured these fruitless climbs
To be honest I've forgot
Maybe ten thousand
Maybe not
But if you hang around a few hours longer
I'll just mosey down the slope
Huffing and puffing
Yet so much stronger
Because I refuse to be defeated
No matter how badly I'm being treated
I know the Gods they must be watching
But they'll never catch me wanting
I've half a mind to raise the finger
After all I'm here forever
Okay okay
I'm not that stupid
I'm sure there's so much worse the Gods could do
A small excuse
That little digit
And voilà!
Boulders plural
Count them!!
Two!!!
I'm almost there
Just five feet more
This time I'll make it
That's for sure
Now it's three feet
Now it's one
I'll show the Gods
It can be done
I've seen the light
A field of green
The most beautiful sight I've ever seen
I'm almost...
On no!
Oh ****
Oh ****** hell!!!
I'm ***** ****
And...I...just...
Fell
May 25
May 25, 2026 at 12:59 PM UTC
Hello, my name is ***** ****
And I'm very pleased to meetcha
If you're wondering
What I'm doing
Walking down this mountain
Well hang on to your hat
Hold your horses
I'm about to tellya
You see that bolder
Down in the valley
You do?
That's good
Well take it from me
It's ****** heavy
Now turn around
And look straight up
You see that little bit of rough?
Just three or four feet from the top
Well that's how high I pushed the boulder
Before I got that awful pain
In my shoulder
So I had to let it go
And watch it roll and roll and roll
Down the mountain
Ever faster
While all that I could do
Was scream and shout
Gods ******
Another ****** disaster
I bet you're asking what's the point
Of rolling up the rock
Let's just say
It's the price I pay
For ******* off the Gods
I used to be a king
A really nice guy
Can you blame me
For not wanting to die
It was my time
I knew that clearly
But I was stubborn
I tricked the Gods
I valued my life dearly
Still, a little mercy here and there
These days is all too rare
I know I stepped out of line
All the same
They could have let me off
With a fine
So this is why I find myself
In the Underworld
Pushing up and walking down
Never getting to the top
Every go a flop
What's that you ask
How many times?
I've endured these fruitless climbs
To be honest I've forgot
Maybe ten thousand
Maybe not
But if you hang around a few hours longer
I'll just mosey down the slope
Huffing and puffing
Yet so much stronger
Because I refuse to be defeated
No matter how badly I'm being treated
I know the Gods they must be watching
But they'll never catch me wanting
I've half a mind to raise the finger
After all I'm here forever
Okay okay
I'm not that stupid
I'm sure there's so much worse the Gods could do
A small excuse
That little digit
And voilà!
Boulders plural
Count them!!
Two!!!
I'm almost there
Just five feet more
This time I'll make it
That's for sure
Now it's three feet
Now it's one
I'll show the Gods
It can be done
I've seen the light
A field of green
The most beautiful sight I've ever seen
I'm almost...
On no!
Oh ****
Oh ****** hell!!!
I'm ***** ****
And...I...just...
Fell
