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Life A rabbit runs across a field A child sleeps soundly in his cot Snow falls on a bended bow Forget Me Nots A lady jogs along a beach An artist paints a flowing stream Music from a guitar strums Chrysanthemums A bird sores high up in the sky A schoolboy scores the winning goal A butterfly spreads its wings A gold medal athlete is living the dream Strawberries and cream A swan floats proudly on the lake A mountain climber stands on the peak A woodpecker pecks A morning mist shrouds the land Lilies of the valley Dolphins swim in a pod The gift of life Thank you God Seven wonders of the world As the sun sets Cheese and wine Death A gunman in a school A knife in a fight A fox in the henhouse A bomb on a bus We all stand here together Rifles in our hands Ready for The Other To protect our land Sometimes death comes quickly Sometimes inch by inch Sometimes there is mercy Sometimes not A rabbit caught in a trap A child dies in its cot A body lies frozen in the snow Forget Me Nots A shark attacks a dolphin The gift of death Thank you God The first world war The second Thank you God As the sun sets Thirst and Hunger I have no urge to linger Thank you God
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3d ago
May 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM UTC
Ode to life and death
Hello, my name is ***** **** And I'm very pleased to meetcha If you're wondering What I'm doing Walking down this mountain Well hang on to your hat Hold your horses I'm about to tellya You see that bolder Down in the valley You do? That's good Well take it from me It's ****** heavy Now turn around And look straight up You see that little bit of rough? Just three or four feet from the top Well that's how high I pushed the boulder Before I got that awful pain In my shoulder So I had to let it go And watch it roll and roll and roll Down the mountain Ever faster While all that I could do Was scream and shout Gods ****** Another ****** disaster I bet you're asking what's the point Of rolling up the rock Let's just say It's the price I pay For ******* off the Gods I used to be a king A really nice guy Can you blame me For not wanting to die It was my time I knew that clearly But I was stubborn I tricked the Gods I valued my life dearly Still, a little mercy here and there These days is all too rare I know I stepped out of line All the same They could have let me off With a fine So this is why I find myself In the Underworld Pushing up and walking down Never getting to the top Every go a flop What's that you ask How many times? I've endured these fruitless climbs To be honest I've forgot Maybe ten thousand Maybe not But if you hang around a few hours longer I'll just mosey down the slope Huffing and puffing Yet so much stronger Because I refuse to be defeated No matter how badly I'm being treated I know the Gods they must be watching But they'll never catch me wanting I've half a mind to raise the finger After all I'm here forever Okay okay I'm not that stupid I'm sure there's so much worse the Gods could do A small excuse That little digit And voilà! Boulders plural Count them!! Two!!! I'm almost there Just five feet more This time I'll make it That's for sure Now it's three feet Now it's one I'll show the Gods It can be done I've seen the light A field of green The most beautiful sight I've ever seen I'm almost... On no! Oh **** Oh ****** hell!!! I'm ***** **** And...I...just... Fell
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May 25
May 25, 2026 at 12:59 PM UTC
Falling Down
Hello, my name is ***** **** And I'm very pleased to meetcha If you're wondering What I'm doing Walking down this mountain Well hang on to your hat Hold your horses I'm about to tellya You see that bolder Down in the valley You do? That's good Well take it from me It's ****** heavy Now turn around And look straight up You see that little bit of rough? Just three or four feet from the top Well that's how high I pushed the boulder Before I got that awful pain In my shoulder So I had to let it go And watch it roll and roll and roll Down the mountain Ever faster While all that I could do Was scream and shout Gods ****** Another ****** disaster I bet you're asking what's the point Of rolling up the rock Let's just say It's the price I pay For ******* off the Gods I used to be a king A really nice guy Can you blame me For not wanting to die It was my time I knew that clearly But I was stubborn I tricked the Gods I valued my life dearly Still, a little mercy here and there These days is all too rare I know I stepped out of line All the same They could have let me off With a fine So this is why I find myself In the Underworld Pushing up and walking down Never getting to the top Every go a flop What's that you ask How many times? I've endured these fruitless climbs To be honest I've forgot Maybe ten thousand Maybe not But if you hang around a few hours longer I'll just mosey down the slope Huffing and puffing Yet so much stronger Because I refuse to be defeated No matter how badly I'm being treated I know the Gods they must be watching But they'll never catch me wanting I've half a mind to raise the finger After all I'm here forever Okay okay I'm not that stupid I'm sure there's so much worse the Gods could do A small excuse That little digit And voilà! Boulders plural Count them!! Two!!! I'm almost there Just five feet more This time I'll make it That's for sure Now it's three feet Now it's one I'll show the Gods It can be done I've seen the light A field of green The most beautiful sight I've ever seen I'm almost... On no! Oh **** Oh ****** hell!!! I'm ***** **** And...I...just... Fell
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Let me tell you an ancient story Of a traveller Lean and hungry Walking with a cane Who came upon a house Warm and inviting And through a kitchen window pane Spied a woman Baking cakes He knocked upon the door And asked her for a slice In response the woman shouted "Go away!" She wasn't very nice But unbeknownst to her The traveller was no ordinary man A member of a long forgotten clan First he hit her with his cane Watched the blood run down her face Oblivious to her pain Called her greedy For ignoring the weak and needy Cast a spell with just one word And she became a strange new bird That flew away Perhaps to find her Mecca The blood red crested Woodpecker We native Americans love the sound Of the woodpecker Drum, drum drumming Like the beat of Nature's heart Lub dub lub dub lub dub dubbing Symbolic of the great life force In elemental rhythm That binds us to this sacred earth Behold Thor, the God of Thunder Behold Mars, the God of War With both the bird associated The sound of thunder The sound of war The sound of beaks on wood peck pecking So ask the woodpecker what it's doing When it's pecking wood Hunting insects for food Is what it'd say If it could Yet we might look beyond this simple truth In search of something metaphysical Intelligence It knows they're there Persistence Until enough's enough So when you see one in your garden Doing what it's born to do Allow a moment of your time Embrace it's motion so sublime And if you can get near enough Listen to it rat tat tatting
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Mar 22
Mar 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM UTC
Woodpecker
Let me tell you an ancient story Of a traveller Lean and hungry Walking with a cane Who came upon a house Warm and inviting And through a kitchen window pane Spied a woman Baking cakes He knocked upon the door And asked her for a slice In response the woman shouted "Go away!" She wasn't very nice But unbeknownst to her The traveller was no ordinary man A member of a long forgotten clan First he hit her with his cane Watched the blood run down her face Oblivious to her pain Called her greedy For ignoring the weak and needy Cast a spell with just one word And she became a strange new bird That flew away Perhaps to find her Mecca The blood red crested Woodpecker We native Americans love the sound Of the woodpecker Drum, drum drumming Like the beat of Nature's heart Lub dub lub dub lub dub dubbing Symbolic of the great life force In elemental rhythm That binds us to this sacred earth Behold Thor, the God of Thunder Behold Mars, the God of War With both the bird associated The sound of thunder The sound of war The sound of beaks on wood peck pecking So ask the woodpecker what it's doing When it's pecking wood Hunting insects for food Is what it'd say If it could Yet we might look beyond this simple truth In search of something metaphysical Intelligence It knows they're there Persistence Until enough's enough So when you see one in your garden Doing what it's born to do Allow a moment of your time Embrace it's motion so sublime And if you can get near enough Listen to it rat tat tatting
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The White Horse: Conquest There's nothing here that says the border No sudden drastic change of order No fence or wall or stretch of water No bullets whizzing back and forth No armies facing south and north Just an ink line on a map Claimed a long long time ago From the tribe The other conquered But now the border is disputed An age old treaty Both sides refuted They say the Devil's in the detail A victim of interpretation And of wholesale alteration By arrogantly grasping nations Risking deadly confrontations If talking's not enough The Red Horse: War War is such a common thing You'll always find one happening Each day the dead-count Going up People dying No one unaffected caring While those who are can't stop crying And the peacemakers won't stop lying Or heed the Doomsday Clock Politic tick ticking In a world of disunited nations The Black Horse: Famine The food is stacked inside the trucks Waiting for the "Go" As men in power Do their thing And argue to and fro The hours turn slowly into days Still no compromising While in a nothing stretch of sand The weak and hungry Keep on walking In a restaurant on Times Square A hundred dollar steak is ordered rare But after just a bite or two The waiter's summoned to the table So the suit can have some fun His steak he says is overdone Makes the waiter take it back And dump it in a ******* sack The mother is emaciated Her baby in her arms The sun beats down Without mercy On these barren lands She barely has the strength to walk And no desire left to talk She's just a ripple on the side Of this tragic rolling tide In search of food In search of water A bit like lambs to the slaughter But in this silent sick morass One thing has gone unnoticed The baby in her arms has stopped crying A while ago it just stopped dying The Pale Horse: Death There are more living than are dead But of those who have gone How many died asleep in bed And how many died in wars instead Killing one another Does God keep a sacred roll Forever totting up the toll How many added just today It's quite impossible to say And do you care anyway? War dead - two, three hundred million How long before we hit a billion? If someone presses the nuclear button We'll all end up like strips of well cooked mutton No hand to hand confrontation No calculated escalation Instead let's raise a glass And make a toast To the apocalyptic ghost Armageddon The end of days At last equality for all As all ten pins in seconds fall And not one person's left at all In the Bible, the Book of Revelations talks of seven seals which the 'Lamb' will break, unleashing a series of divine judgements upon the Earth. The first four seals bring the horsemen of the Apocalypse. These are followed by the martyrs' cry, cosmic disturbances and finally the Silence and the Trumpets, symbolising God's wrath. For more of my poems see grumpyoldman.blogspot.com
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Mar 14
Mar 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM UTC
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
The White Horse: Conquest There's nothing here that says the border No sudden drastic change of order No fence or wall or stretch of water No bullets whizzing back and forth No armies facing south and north Just an ink line on a map Claimed a long long time ago From the tribe The other conquered But now the border is disputed An age old treaty Both sides refuted They say the Devil's in the detail A victim of interpretation And of wholesale alteration By arrogantly grasping nations Risking deadly confrontations If talking's not enough The Red Horse: War War is such a common thing You'll always find one happening Each day the dead-count Going up People dying No one unaffected caring While those who are can't stop crying And the peacemakers won't stop lying Or heed the Doomsday Clock Politic tick ticking In a world of disunited nations The Black Horse: Famine The food is stacked inside the trucks Waiting for the "Go" As men in power Do their thing And argue to and fro The hours turn slowly into days Still no compromising While in a nothing stretch of sand The weak and hungry Keep on walking In a restaurant on Times Square A hundred dollar steak is ordered rare But after just a bite or two The waiter's summoned to the table So the suit can have some fun His steak he says is overdone Makes the waiter take it back And dump it in a ******* sack The mother is emaciated Her baby in her arms The sun beats down Without mercy On these barren lands She barely has the strength to walk And no desire left to talk She's just a ripple on the side Of this tragic rolling tide In search of food In search of water A bit like lambs to the slaughter But in this silent sick morass One thing has gone unnoticed The baby in her arms has stopped crying A while ago it just stopped dying The Pale Horse: Death There are more living than are dead But of those who have gone How many died asleep in bed And how many died in wars instead Killing one another Does God keep a sacred roll Forever totting up the toll How many added just today It's quite impossible to say And do you care anyway? War dead - two, three hundred million How long before we hit a billion? If someone presses the nuclear button We'll all end up like strips of well cooked mutton No hand to hand confrontation No calculated escalation Instead let's raise a glass And make a toast To the apocalyptic ghost Armageddon The end of days At last equality for all As all ten pins in seconds fall And not one person's left at all In the Bible, the Book of Revelations talks of seven seals which the 'Lamb' will break, unleashing a series of divine judgements upon the Earth. The first four seals bring the horsemen of the Apocalypse. These are followed by the martyrs' cry, cosmic disturbances and finally the Silence and the Trumpets, symbolising God's wrath. For more of my poems see grumpyoldman.blogspot.com
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I don't care what you say I'd lock them up And hide the key Keep them all away From the likes of you and me I don't care what others think Let those wishy-washy liberals Kick up a stink Dump them on a desert island Just as long as it's not my land What's more to show I'm not all bad I'd even cough up and pay If they'd all just go away Because right now I' m going mad Round our way there's quite a few But just imagine if they grew And wouldn't stay inside Brown or black or white or blue This is what they ought to do These human creatures Such ugly features They walk and talk and procreate And get themselves in such a state Always hunting Always killing Never pausing Never thinking Backward looking Downward sinking Always always exasperating No matter how you try to train them Never really listening Somehow a hardwired disposition Perhaps there's only one solution Armageddon No exclusions The human race Extermination!
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Mar 7
Mar 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM UTC
Them!
Sally works on floor eleven A runner in a PR firm Daryl works on forty-seven A lawyer and a partner In Wolfman, Webb and Stern No social circle overlaps No likelihood they'll meet No passing bump out on the street Sally knows she must try harder If handsome Daryl she wants to capture In this task she'll not be daunted She's the hunter He the hunted Every day at half past eight Never early never late Daryl strides across the lobby Carrying his briefcase A coffee and a paper He joins the queue and waits For an elevator To take him where he works Up in the clouds Inside the tinted-glass skyscraper He's smartly dressed Expensive suit Button down shirt Designer shoes Every short cut hair in place Fully shaven, square jawed face Sally keeps an eye out for Daryl Hoping to get up close But she knows it won't be easy It's not her first time that she's tried To overcome The morning rush hour scrum And slip in side by side Yet today's the day That Sally gets lucky For this fleeting moment Their bodies touching Caught in the crush From floor to floor she hears his breathing Smells his scent Until at floor eleven From the elevator She is leaving In a dream Sally knows she was not noticed There's too much competition Golden tresses Power dresses Soft touch lips Nubile hips And Daryl's reputation A bridge she cannot cross Welcome now on stage Young Sally the detective A female Sherlock Holmes Who in her head A bio carries Of Daryl Wendel Jones A *** purri of facts and fiction He of New York born and bred A Harvard education The line of well connected ladies Taken to his bed I really find it hard to say Just when Sally lost her way And her initial mild attraction Became a dark obsession Daryl walks through Central Park A latte in his hand Off to meet a client A lunch appointment scheduled At the Tavern On The Green And Sally follows close behind Carefully unseen I've seen her twice at Rosie Singer Where in detention She resides On Rikers Island I a saddened friend A comfort bringer She the accused Forced to linger Awaiting trial Two blocks down from where he works There's a cafe Buns and Perks With seats inside and out Daryl loves their dark roast coffee With full fat milk it's rich and frothy He's found a seat out in the sun An oasis in the tide Of New York's finest passing by It's times like this that calm the soul When making money's not the goal But he won't stay here much longer The pull of clients getting stronger Then as he takes that one last sip A woman on the pavement trips And falls down at his feet Daryl rises, picks her up Offers her his seat No sign of cuts or bruises A waitress brings a glass of water They linger at the table talking Sally's clever plan is working The way to love beginning I could tell the full sad story A blow by blow account Of unrequited love That ends in jealous fury Suffice to say A fairy tale this is not No Cinderella in the plot Just another tragic sonnet Predictably pathetic Of love's labours lost For more great poems check out grumpyoldpoet.blogspot.com
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Mar 1
Mar 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM UTC
Unrequited Love
Sally works on floor eleven A runner in a PR firm Daryl works on forty-seven A lawyer and a partner In Wolfman, Webb and Stern No social circle overlaps No likelihood they'll meet No passing bump out on the street Sally knows she must try harder If handsome Daryl she wants to capture In this task she'll not be daunted She's the hunter He the hunted Every day at half past eight Never early never late Daryl strides across the lobby Carrying his briefcase A coffee and a paper He joins the queue and waits For an elevator To take him where he works Up in the clouds Inside the tinted-glass skyscraper He's smartly dressed Expensive suit Button down shirt Designer shoes Every short cut hair in place Fully shaven, square jawed face Sally keeps an eye out for Daryl Hoping to get up close But she knows it won't be easy It's not her first time that she's tried To overcome The morning rush hour scrum And slip in side by side Yet today's the day That Sally gets lucky For this fleeting moment Their bodies touching Caught in the crush From floor to floor she hears his breathing Smells his scent Until at floor eleven From the elevator She is leaving In a dream Sally knows she was not noticed There's too much competition Golden tresses Power dresses Soft touch lips Nubile hips And Daryl's reputation A bridge she cannot cross Welcome now on stage Young Sally the detective A female Sherlock Holmes Who in her head A bio carries Of Daryl Wendel Jones A *** purri of facts and fiction He of New York born and bred A Harvard education The line of well connected ladies Taken to his bed I really find it hard to say Just when Sally lost her way And her initial mild attraction Became a dark obsession Daryl walks through Central Park A latte in his hand Off to meet a client A lunch appointment scheduled At the Tavern On The Green And Sally follows close behind Carefully unseen I've seen her twice at Rosie Singer Where in detention She resides On Rikers Island I a saddened friend A comfort bringer She the accused Forced to linger Awaiting trial Two blocks down from where he works There's a cafe Buns and Perks With seats inside and out Daryl loves their dark roast coffee With full fat milk it's rich and frothy He's found a seat out in the sun An oasis in the tide Of New York's finest passing by It's times like this that calm the soul When making money's not the goal But he won't stay here much longer The pull of clients getting stronger Then as he takes that one last sip A woman on the pavement trips And falls down at his feet Daryl rises, picks her up Offers her his seat No sign of cuts or bruises A waitress brings a glass of water They linger at the table talking Sally's clever plan is working The way to love beginning I could tell the full sad story A blow by blow account Of unrequited love That ends in jealous fury Suffice to say A fairy tale this is not No Cinderella in the plot Just another tragic sonnet Predictably pathetic Of love's labours lost For more great poems check out grumpyoldpoet.blogspot.com
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MONDAY They found this house out in the sticks Resplendent in Victorian bricks Took it for a year long rent Dad said it's going cheap Mum said there'd be a catch Dad signed the contract anyway Was never really daunted I said it must be haunted Mum said don't be silly I chose the bedroom way up high Where all the windows face the sky And farm ploughed fields stretch round about There even is a kind of moat Inside, as I walk round the room The polished floorboards groan Then lying down upon the bed The rusty bedsprings moan I'm not sure if I find it all so quaint Or rather queasy Whether living here will be hard Or easy TUESDAY In the corner of my room there's a wooden desk Three drawers on the right hand side and three drawers on the left Five of them are empty But the bottom right is locked With no sign of a key Thus my entry's blocked And on one side So neat and tidy I see there's something scratched It's very hard to read it all I can't quite make it out Though part of it is not in doubt Three words are what I see '. lea.. .elp .e' WEDNESDAY Now picture this if you're able Jack and Jill and Debra Winger Seated at the dining table Eating fish for dinner Jack a stringer for a paper Jill a landscape painter Daughter Debbie just thirteen Many places already seen They live a life quite variegated Never settled Oft vacated "I think this house will suit us well" "It's better than expected" "What do you think Debbie darling?" "I think I'd like ice cream for afters" Which sets her parents off in reams of laughter Reaching almost to the rafters So having more or less agreed that everything is fine They settle down to live their lives As always One day at a time THURSDAY The second time I tried The drawer it wasn't locked I guess it must have just been stuck I felt a little shocked At what I found inside A picture of a little girl In faded black and white Wearing clothes of long ago And sitting on a horse I flipped it over Saw the words written on the back This is what they said: "My darling Debbie passed away My heart is full of grief From her horse she fell Her body very weak Once to bed she did not linger Quickly taken by the fever Into the arms of God" FRIDAY I kept the picture to myself I really can't say why And when I look into her eyes I nearly start to cry I felt an instant bond was made As boundaries were crossed Of life and death Of found and lost Of time SATURDAY Today we left the house alone Went off and found the nearest town Did some shopping Bought our lunch Drove around Saw the attractions Like busy bees Hop hop hopping And all the time With Debbie's picture in my bag Safely hidden out of sight I wondered why I felt the need To keep her secret SUNDAY It's late at night I should be fast asleep I have to get up early in the morning The first day at my new school will soon be dawning Instead I'm wide awake Thinking of my namesake Almost like a friend When suddenly a strange thing happens From somewhere in my room Comes a hollow sound That even as I listen Seems to call my name And somehow I am certain My life will never be the same MONDAY Linear equations Historic confrontations English compositions PE exertions All the usual irritations And from Debbie no concentration Her mind a single occupation Thinking of her new found friend In midnight conversation Or was it just a dream? TUESDAY Debbie talks to Debbie Deep into the night Of her love of horses And knowing she was dying Of 'please help me' scratched on the wood Knowing it would do no good Of her mother who ne'er stopped crying And her father so brave of face Of being stuck forever in this place Until Debbie fell asleep ALMOST A YEAR LATER Jack and Jill and Debra Winger Are seated round the dining table Having a family meeting There is a decision to be made To stay another year Content with what they've got And roll the contract forward Or maybe better not "Time to take a vote," says Jack "Let's see what we think." At which point Debbie feels she's standing on the brink Will Debbie stay if Debbie goes? She hasn't dared to ask But if she does, one thing she knows Her heart, it will be broken "Let's stay," she blurts in desperation Then from Jack in sotto voce "It's time our train left the station" Which leaves Jill the casting vote And Debbie's heart caught in her throat Two pairs of eyes lock on to mum's Awaiting her decision "Well ...truth be told... I'm fifty fifty...so let's toss a coin..." Thus are fates decided The invisible friend or imaginary companion is a very common and usually healthy part of childhood. They are seen as indicators of a child's advanced cognitive and social skills. They can be especially comforting during periods of change such as moving house. Studies suggest up to 65 percent of children have one. However in some cases...
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Feb 20
Feb 20, 2026 at 5:34 AM UTC
There's a ghost in the house
MONDAY They found this house out in the sticks Resplendent in Victorian bricks Took it for a year long rent Dad said it's going cheap Mum said there'd be a catch Dad signed the contract anyway Was never really daunted I said it must be haunted Mum said don't be silly I chose the bedroom way up high Where all the windows face the sky And farm ploughed fields stretch round about There even is a kind of moat Inside, as I walk round the room The polished floorboards groan Then lying down upon the bed The rusty bedsprings moan I'm not sure if I find it all so quaint Or rather queasy Whether living here will be hard Or easy TUESDAY In the corner of my room there's a wooden desk Three drawers on the right hand side and three drawers on the left Five of them are empty But the bottom right is locked With no sign of a key Thus my entry's blocked And on one side So neat and tidy I see there's something scratched It's very hard to read it all I can't quite make it out Though part of it is not in doubt Three words are what I see '. lea.. .elp .e' WEDNESDAY Now picture this if you're able Jack and Jill and Debra Winger Seated at the dining table Eating fish for dinner Jack a stringer for a paper Jill a landscape painter Daughter Debbie just thirteen Many places already seen They live a life quite variegated Never settled Oft vacated "I think this house will suit us well" "It's better than expected" "What do you think Debbie darling?" "I think I'd like ice cream for afters" Which sets her parents off in reams of laughter Reaching almost to the rafters So having more or less agreed that everything is fine They settle down to live their lives As always One day at a time THURSDAY The second time I tried The drawer it wasn't locked I guess it must have just been stuck I felt a little shocked At what I found inside A picture of a little girl In faded black and white Wearing clothes of long ago And sitting on a horse I flipped it over Saw the words written on the back This is what they said: "My darling Debbie passed away My heart is full of grief From her horse she fell Her body very weak Once to bed she did not linger Quickly taken by the fever Into the arms of God" FRIDAY I kept the picture to myself I really can't say why And when I look into her eyes I nearly start to cry I felt an instant bond was made As boundaries were crossed Of life and death Of found and lost Of time SATURDAY Today we left the house alone Went off and found the nearest town Did some shopping Bought our lunch Drove around Saw the attractions Like busy bees Hop hop hopping And all the time With Debbie's picture in my bag Safely hidden out of sight I wondered why I felt the need To keep her secret SUNDAY It's late at night I should be fast asleep I have to get up early in the morning The first day at my new school will soon be dawning Instead I'm wide awake Thinking of my namesake Almost like a friend When suddenly a strange thing happens From somewhere in my room Comes a hollow sound That even as I listen Seems to call my name And somehow I am certain My life will never be the same MONDAY Linear equations Historic confrontations English compositions PE exertions All the usual irritations And from Debbie no concentration Her mind a single occupation Thinking of her new found friend In midnight conversation Or was it just a dream? TUESDAY Debbie talks to Debbie Deep into the night Of her love of horses And knowing she was dying Of 'please help me' scratched on the wood Knowing it would do no good Of her mother who ne'er stopped crying And her father so brave of face Of being stuck forever in this place Until Debbie fell asleep ALMOST A YEAR LATER Jack and Jill and Debra Winger Are seated round the dining table Having a family meeting There is a decision to be made To stay another year Content with what they've got And roll the contract forward Or maybe better not "Time to take a vote," says Jack "Let's see what we think." At which point Debbie feels she's standing on the brink Will Debbie stay if Debbie goes? She hasn't dared to ask But if she does, one thing she knows Her heart, it will be broken "Let's stay," she blurts in desperation Then from Jack in sotto voce "It's time our train left the station" Which leaves Jill the casting vote And Debbie's heart caught in her throat Two pairs of eyes lock on to mum's Awaiting her decision "Well ...truth be told... I'm fifty fifty...so let's toss a coin..." Thus are fates decided The invisible friend or imaginary companion is a very common and usually healthy part of childhood. They are seen as indicators of a child's advanced cognitive and social skills. They can be especially comforting during periods of change such as moving house. Studies suggest up to 65 percent of children have one. However in some cases...
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The year is 2055 And those who are still alive Live in the 'Nanny State" Without who's help They'd not survive Now enter stage left Mr Smith A designated nanny A nicer man you could not wish to meet Although he's rarely seen out on the street He's bureaucratically discreet His lilting tones Now that's another story They're everywhere In all their glory From loudspeakers Ten a penny Everybody's helping hand To guide you through the day And keep you on the straight and narrow Avoiding stress Avoiding trouble No consternation Or confrontation Welcome to Nirvana Mr Smith is always there Like a parrot on your shoulder Sometimes making mild suggestions Sometimes bolder Don't drop litter on the floor Keep out the cold Close a door Don't waste food Don't ask for more This coming Monday is a designated day No cars to be driven please Be a soldier Stand at ease Public transport's far more healthy Walking's good For the poor And the wealthy Think of all the fuel we'll save Prolong our lives before the grave Oh and no recharging either Champion the cause Of preservation Be a survivor Paul takes the call at half past two His wife Pat has been assaulted What is he to do? The train and bus will take forever It has to be the car now or never Dare he risk it on this designated no car day? Is it safe? He fears it's not But when all is said and done It's all he's got The journey won't take very long And surely in the circumstances... Paul gets in his car and drives Hoping he won't be spotted Until his so called Nanny Strap Welded to his wrist Gives a high-pitched beep And the ever glowing light turns from green to red His stomach muscles twist The strap is sending him a message Nanny is not happy His life is in the balance Before the day is over A judgement will be made A sentence will be passed What will be will be And come midnight it's highly likely he'll be dead Turn the lights off when not needed Let the grass grow longer Park the mower Always thinly spread the butter Capture rainwater from the gutter Tuesday comes and Paul is still alive He's sitting now besides Pat's bed She's Okay too It can be said A swollen eye Her head is sore A thumbnail broken Nothing more Her attacker to a jail cell taken Paul's sentence hanging in suspension His red light now is yellow He'll happily accept his fate Whatever Nanny State's intention The world is large But also small Behind brick walls confining Either way the human psyche's always striving To somehow rise above it all Mr Smith is heading home Another good day been and gone He's standing by an advert hoarding In a queue for bullet boarding Graffiti strewn It isn't pretty Unwelcome in his well run city Not to worry He knows what's needed A designated street art day Eradication That's the way! A warning given A lesson heeded Harmony restored grumpyoldpoet.blogspot.com
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Feb 8
Feb 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM UTC
The Nanny State
The year is 2055 And those who are still alive Live in the 'Nanny State" Without who's help They'd not survive Now enter stage left Mr Smith A designated nanny A nicer man you could not wish to meet Although he's rarely seen out on the street He's bureaucratically discreet His lilting tones Now that's another story They're everywhere In all their glory From loudspeakers Ten a penny Everybody's helping hand To guide you through the day And keep you on the straight and narrow Avoiding stress Avoiding trouble No consternation Or confrontation Welcome to Nirvana Mr Smith is always there Like a parrot on your shoulder Sometimes making mild suggestions Sometimes bolder Don't drop litter on the floor Keep out the cold Close a door Don't waste food Don't ask for more This coming Monday is a designated day No cars to be driven please Be a soldier Stand at ease Public transport's far more healthy Walking's good For the poor And the wealthy Think of all the fuel we'll save Prolong our lives before the grave Oh and no recharging either Champion the cause Of preservation Be a survivor Paul takes the call at half past two His wife Pat has been assaulted What is he to do? The train and bus will take forever It has to be the car now or never Dare he risk it on this designated no car day? Is it safe? He fears it's not But when all is said and done It's all he's got The journey won't take very long And surely in the circumstances... Paul gets in his car and drives Hoping he won't be spotted Until his so called Nanny Strap Welded to his wrist Gives a high-pitched beep And the ever glowing light turns from green to red His stomach muscles twist The strap is sending him a message Nanny is not happy His life is in the balance Before the day is over A judgement will be made A sentence will be passed What will be will be And come midnight it's highly likely he'll be dead Turn the lights off when not needed Let the grass grow longer Park the mower Always thinly spread the butter Capture rainwater from the gutter Tuesday comes and Paul is still alive He's sitting now besides Pat's bed She's Okay too It can be said A swollen eye Her head is sore A thumbnail broken Nothing more Her attacker to a jail cell taken Paul's sentence hanging in suspension His red light now is yellow He'll happily accept his fate Whatever Nanny State's intention The world is large But also small Behind brick walls confining Either way the human psyche's always striving To somehow rise above it all Mr Smith is heading home Another good day been and gone He's standing by an advert hoarding In a queue for bullet boarding Graffiti strewn It isn't pretty Unwelcome in his well run city Not to worry He knows what's needed A designated street art day Eradication That's the way! A warning given A lesson heeded Harmony restored grumpyoldpoet.blogspot.com
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Harry Hall The Armchair Critic Once a drama teacher Well admired Now with bones a touch arthritic Never married A solitary man retired But fueled with one sustaining passion He soldiers on By those who know him it would be said His love of theatre keeps him going Even happy The truth of course is less clear cut He's not exactly in a rut But neither is he fully rounded There's just one thing that keeps him grounded In carapace surrounded He looks at life through others' lives And in their stories he survives Not Harry Hall the man But Harry Hall the fan The Armchair Critic Harry's seated at his desk His tools laid out before him A Basildon Bonded pad of paper A Parker pen of some distinction A single malted Scotland whisky In crystal glass decanter With matching tumbler And on his wrist a humble spring wound Timex watch A desk top lamp for focused light All is ready It's nearly time He pours himself a hearty shot of golden, fiery syrup Takes a sip Counts down the minutes And then precisely At 3am The witching hour Picks up the Parker Let's words flow on the paper Page after page his thoughts run out The play he watched three days ago Now held to ransom To judgement fair To be praised where praise is due But oft laid bare A criticism...or two Until his latest opus is completed He the victor The play defeated The actors standing tall and proud Or lying gutted on the ground No fear or favour handed out The ritual completed Come the morning Six sheets filled Another opus written A fair critique He truly thinks A worthy acquisition to his slowly growing stock Filed this day with dozens more Never to be read outside his door No wide horizon No advertising No publication No presentation Just insular satisfaction This armchair critic all alone in hibernation
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Jan 30
Jan 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM UTC
The Armchair Critic
Harry Hall The Armchair Critic Once a drama teacher Well admired Now with bones a touch arthritic Never married A solitary man retired But fueled with one sustaining passion He soldiers on By those who know him it would be said His love of theatre keeps him going Even happy The truth of course is less clear cut He's not exactly in a rut But neither is he fully rounded There's just one thing that keeps him grounded In carapace surrounded He looks at life through others' lives And in their stories he survives Not Harry Hall the man But Harry Hall the fan The Armchair Critic Harry's seated at his desk His tools laid out before him A Basildon Bonded pad of paper A Parker pen of some distinction A single malted Scotland whisky In crystal glass decanter With matching tumbler And on his wrist a humble spring wound Timex watch A desk top lamp for focused light All is ready It's nearly time He pours himself a hearty shot of golden, fiery syrup Takes a sip Counts down the minutes And then precisely At 3am The witching hour Picks up the Parker Let's words flow on the paper Page after page his thoughts run out The play he watched three days ago Now held to ransom To judgement fair To be praised where praise is due But oft laid bare A criticism...or two Until his latest opus is completed He the victor The play defeated The actors standing tall and proud Or lying gutted on the ground No fear or favour handed out The ritual completed Come the morning Six sheets filled Another opus written A fair critique He truly thinks A worthy acquisition to his slowly growing stock Filed this day with dozens more Never to be read outside his door No wide horizon No advertising No publication No presentation Just insular satisfaction This armchair critic all alone in hibernation
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The bus has left the station And begun it's morning run From stop to stop it hop, hop, hops Some get on and some get off A steady stream of friends and neighbours Lonely souls and utter strangers Now listen to the many sounds That cluster, cluster all around The ****** ****** ****** of engine rust The rattle, rattle of seats that battle The endless tide of yackety yack And those in silence who don't talk back But what's that flying round the bus? A lowly fly goes Buzz, buzz, buzz And as it passes overhead It sows the dangling conversations Together thread by thread A few words here A few more there No time to think Or stop and stare For one thing's certain Without a doubt It only wants to get out, out, out So here's for you A thread or two Of life and laughter If that is what you're after And if not There's plenty more Some not so nice And these are surely Best forgot 'I've waited months already' 'Mummy where's my teddy' 'So I told him straight' 'How much longer will I have to wait' 'I really don't give a toss' 'I told her straight I'm the boss' 'Another useless government' 'I'm going back tomorrow' 'It never, ever, ever changes' 'Just borrow, borrow, borrow' 'The baby's due in just a week' He's a sad-sack hopeless geek' 'They always pay me cash in hand' 'If you ask me, it wasn't planned' 'See you soon' 'We're off in June' And on and on and on and on Until we get to journey's end Where nought but hush, hush reigns The bus is empty There's no-one here To listen to The sound of silence Dedicated to Paul Simon grumpyoldpoet.blogspot.com
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Jan 23
Jan 23, 2026 at 5:08 AM UTC
Dangling Conversations
The bus has left the station And begun it's morning run From stop to stop it hop, hop, hops Some get on and some get off A steady stream of friends and neighbours Lonely souls and utter strangers Now listen to the many sounds That cluster, cluster all around The ****** ****** ****** of engine rust The rattle, rattle of seats that battle The endless tide of yackety yack And those in silence who don't talk back But what's that flying round the bus? A lowly fly goes Buzz, buzz, buzz And as it passes overhead It sows the dangling conversations Together thread by thread A few words here A few more there No time to think Or stop and stare For one thing's certain Without a doubt It only wants to get out, out, out So here's for you A thread or two Of life and laughter If that is what you're after And if not There's plenty more Some not so nice And these are surely Best forgot 'I've waited months already' 'Mummy where's my teddy' 'So I told him straight' 'How much longer will I have to wait' 'I really don't give a toss' 'I told her straight I'm the boss' 'Another useless government' 'I'm going back tomorrow' 'It never, ever, ever changes' 'Just borrow, borrow, borrow' 'The baby's due in just a week' He's a sad-sack hopeless geek' 'They always pay me cash in hand' 'If you ask me, it wasn't planned' 'See you soon' 'We're off in June' And on and on and on and on Until we get to journey's end Where nought but hush, hush reigns The bus is empty There's no-one here To listen to The sound of silence Dedicated to Paul Simon grumpyoldpoet.blogspot.com
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