Come look at my bush…
Slowly now please do not push
Legendary, fluffy at the base
Be careful or it might hit your face
Why does my bush have to be outside
The neighbors stare—I’ve lost my pride
Mar 18
Mar 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM UTC
Come look at my bush…
Slowly now please do not push
Legendary, fluffy at the base
Be careful or it might hit your face
Why does my bush have to be outside
The neighbors stare—I’ve lost my pride
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