The Ohio Robberian
Beware of the Ohio Robberian,
He is very slick.
He will ****** your wig,
While he hits a jig.
Beware of the Ohio Robberian,
He is such a ruffian.
And he is not European,(cus he is from Ohio)
He does not eat his nutrients.(what a bad boy)
He’s always fightin’ and eatin’.
Cash is what he’s makin’,
From your bank he’s takin’.
Beware of the Ohio Robberian.
Jan 15
Jan 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM UTC
The Ohio Robberian
Beware of the Ohio Robberian,
He is very slick.
He will ****** your wig,
While he hits a jig.
Beware of the Ohio Robberian,
He is such a ruffian.
And he is not European,(cus he is from Ohio)
He does not eat his nutrients.(what a bad boy)
He’s always fightin’ and eatin’.
Cash is what he’s makin’,
From your bank he’s takin’.
Beware of the Ohio Robberian.
Is Shakespeare truly dead? smirks
