Always crakin’,
Never Lacking.
All the bros be hatin’,
But I'm just goonin’.
All night im goonin’
Twice I am rhymin’
Always aura farmin’
Imma cash in,
The opps’ girlfriend im takin’
This cash im spendin’
In my shadow the opps are starin’,
Up at me while im moneymakin’,
All day Im edgin’
With you, the floors im moppin’
My presence is EMPOWERIN’.
Jan 22
Jan 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM UTC
Larry is very scary,
He is very hairy.
Scary Larry is scaring the people,
Scary Larry said “RAHH”,
And the children said “AHHHHHHHHH”.
Scary Larry is very Scary.
He loves to goon,
He is a silly buffoon,
He is not misunderstood.
He is very scary,
And Larry.
Scary Larry is very Scary.
He will knock the rocks,
Right out of your socks.
Scary Larry is very Scary.
Jan 21
Jan 21, 2026 at 8:08 AM UTC
I open my laptop,
To see the Gooner Files.
Suddenly I see,
The files have taken flight.
My mom deleted them,
So I can focus on the school curriculum.
I try to take a deep breath but,
I can feel my alpha rage overtake MEEE
AEUIGUGHUHVUVUHUUGVUFRHEG
EGGGHYHUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH
GGGAHAHRHRGRHRHHTHHUHAHA
HZHHRBEHAHBABEBRHRBBAHHEHRH
THTHEJHAHAHHF
Jan 18
Jan 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM UTC
Drinking in ohio
Chilling with my homies
Gooning to the jonkler
With the discord mods
My discord e kitten
Said she want some robux
Met her up in real life
She was an old man
I goooonnnedd
I gooooooneed
Oh oh ohhhh
I gooned..
Drinking in ohio
Charging fanum tax
Roll up to the party
My mewing streak unbroken
Ill never aura loss
Ill mog u till u fein
I goooonnnedd
I gooooooneed
Oh oh ohhhh
I gooned..
Drinking in Ohio
With the Freddy Fazbear
What u gonna do
When we pull up on you
Turn up that Tung sahurr
I goooonnnedd
I gooooooneed
Oh oh ohhhh
I gooned..
Yuh I gooned and I fein all night..
Yyuhh..
Jan 16
Jan 16, 2026 at 10:24 AM UTC
Erstwhile transpired a boi,
His mane as jagged as a coil.
His mother and father,
Sent him much farther.
Because his hair,
Had too much flair.
Off he went,
Pass the jagged peaks,
Accomplishing much daring feats.
Hoping one day,
His hair might show him the way.
Whilst roaming the barren alleys,
Despairing in solidarity.
He comes across a valley,
Astonished to discover a society,
With hair just like his, coiled and jagged.
They welcomed him warmly,
Threw him a party.
They knew of his feats,
He had slain many beasts.
In hopes of earning the favour,
Of all those who he cross.
But it was never enough,
Becus his hair was just too rough,
Either too much,
Or not enough.
While sulking in despair,
He comes to a discernment.
The only reason he ever hated his hair,
Was becus of everyone else’s abashment.
His hair is what makes him unique,
And he won’t let anyone call him a freak,
Ever again!
Jan 16
Jan 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM UTC
The Ohio Robberian
Beware of the Ohio Robberian,
He is very slick.
He will ****** your wig,
While he hits a jig.
Beware of the Ohio Robberian,
He is such a ruffian.
And he is not European,(cus he is from Ohio)
He does not eat his nutrients.(what a bad boy)
He’s always fightin’ and eatin’.
Cash is what he’s makin’,
From your bank he’s takin’.
Beware of the Ohio Robberian.
Jan 15
Jan 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM UTC
The fish in ohio they aint playin.
They gon pull up to ur bowl,
They always hatin.
In ur stockings theyll leave u coal,
And steal ur soul.
If u trynna clap back,
They fumble you for real.
Aura is what u lack,
Get ready for a fish attack!
Jan 15
Jan 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM UTC