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He kept trying Over, and Over, and Over To take Her home Being a good ********* Grew tiresome the more I Drank He started to beg Me Because I never leave her alone Not even on One-night-stands I kept telling him He is a **** Shut up One last time: Erin, come on! **** no!" "I'll make you a grilled cheese." "Yes!, let's go!" I slept on the couch His bathroom vanity Is filled with anti-balding Creams Maybe his insecurities Are a part of his Slutiness ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I miss Micronesia food I wanna eat gross ramen Greasy **** in a ***** bowl Went to the grocery store with Jesse: "find the cheapest **** White rice I ate four bowls of it So good **** yes! The kids used to fight Knock each other around Scrounging Over ***** of white rice Even the four day old Rotten ones Because they were always better Than the rotten boiled bananas She thinks to herself: "Nothing will ever Be this fun again" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The girls I teach with are nice But I don't have a white-collar Sense of humor My humor is filthy So I stay quiet People at work don't know How funny I am Seven of them are pregnant right now We'll be ******* in a few months They talk about how there feet Grow as their pregnancies progress ******* fascinating My closest friend there in the Kindergarten pod doesn't drink So we only get so far
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Nov 20, 2013
Nov 20, 2013 at 11:09 PM UTC
What Erin Just Said (Part II) -- Post Peace Corps Comments from Oklahoma
He kept trying Over, and Over, and Over To take Her home Being a good ********* Grew tiresome the more I Drank He started to beg Me Because I never leave her alone Not even on One-night-stands I kept telling him He is a **** Shut up One last time: Erin, come on! **** no!" "I'll make you a grilled cheese." "Yes!, let's go!" I slept on the couch His bathroom vanity Is filled with anti-balding Creams Maybe his insecurities Are a part of his Slutiness ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I miss Micronesia food I wanna eat gross ramen Greasy **** in a ***** bowl Went to the grocery store with Jesse: "find the cheapest **** White rice I ate four bowls of it So good **** yes! The kids used to fight Knock each other around Scrounging Over ***** of white rice Even the four day old Rotten ones Because they were always better Than the rotten boiled bananas She thinks to herself: "Nothing will ever Be this fun again" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The girls I teach with are nice But I don't have a white-collar Sense of humor My humor is filthy So I stay quiet People at work don't know How funny I am Seven of them are pregnant right now We'll be ******* in a few months They talk about how there feet Grow as their pregnancies progress ******* fascinating My closest friend there in the Kindergarten pod doesn't drink So we only get so far
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Nov 20, 2013
Nov 20, 2013 at 11:09 PM UTC
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