ugh!
just one more
time
one more and i can rest
yeaugh!
this freakin stone
is always draggin behind
bringing me down
keepin the time
and i can't even use it
or lose it
it's leashed to me by twine
ugh!
hyeahh!
hhmph!
finally
there
i made it
again
but this is different
there's a scroll here
i open it
it's a reflection of Dwayne Johnson
with my nose and floofy hair
ah sheeit
i AM the rock
the boulder melts
into a T-1000 sized
silver puddle
rises and reforms
as me
we kiss furiously
turns out he's a really nice guy
we shot the **** a while
and have a lot in common
same taste in music and stuff
yeah
we're getting brunch next week
if it goes well
i could really learn
to like me
Sep 17, 2025
Sep 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM UTC
ugh!
just one more
time
one more and i can rest
yeaugh!
this freakin stone
is always draggin behind
bringing me down
keepin the time
and i can't even use it
or lose it
it's leashed to me by twine
ugh!
hyeahh!
hhmph!
finally
there
i made it
again
but this is different
there's a scroll here
i open it
it's a reflection of Dwayne Johnson
with my nose and floofy hair
ah sheeit
i AM the rock
the boulder melts
into a T-1000 sized
silver puddle
rises and reforms
as me
we kiss furiously
turns out he's a really nice guy
we shot the **** a while
and have a lot in common
same taste in music and stuff
yeah
we're getting brunch next week
if it goes well
i could really learn
to like me
