I woke from a dream this morning
with three penises
and three sets of testicles
sprouting from my groin
I was astonished
wondering about the implications
could they all perform?
could I have *** with three women?
or three men?
which gender did these penises prefer?
and how would that work?
or would I be too embarrassed by this mutation to ever have *** again?
I imagined a hand touching down there and felt
extreme embarrassment
no, this was definitely the end of my *** life
I would never have *** again
then something shifted
in my mind
and I woke
from THAT dream
original factory settings restored (I checked)
relieved (so relieved)
this was one problem the universe had not thrown in my lap (haha)
I can still see those tiny peckers though
like a bouquet of newborn masculinity
what high jinks
are going on
at the bottom of the ocean in my brain?
Feb 2, 2025
Feb 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM UTC
I woke from a dream this morning
with three penises
and three sets of testicles
sprouting from my groin
I was astonished
wondering about the implications
could they all perform?
could I have *** with three women?
or three men?
which gender did these penises prefer?
and how would that work?
or would I be too embarrassed by this mutation to ever have *** again?
I imagined a hand touching down there and felt
extreme embarrassment
no, this was definitely the end of my *** life
I would never have *** again
then something shifted
in my mind
and I woke
from THAT dream
original factory settings restored (I checked)
relieved (so relieved)
this was one problem the universe had not thrown in my lap (haha)
I can still see those tiny peckers though
like a bouquet of newborn masculinity
what high jinks
are going on
at the bottom of the ocean in my brain?