All around campus there are these little black ***** like hanging
alien eggs. Glossy, obsidian bubbles concealing cameras that
record time-stamped, audio and hi-def video.
Could this surveillance footage ever be sent to parents?
Imagining letters sent to parents about campus/dorm surveillance
Dear Mr & Mrs Vionet, we have observed countless kisses,
disheveled morning walks and late night visits which indicate
that your daughter is a scandalous little ***** We just wanted you
to know, in case you want to know more. As campus security it’s
part of our business to keep a full, digital record, detailing her sluttiness.
Your friends in campus security.
P.S.
Would you care to donate to the University endowment fund?
Feb 8, 2022
Feb 8, 2022 at 8:17 AM UTC
All around campus there are these little black ***** like hanging
alien eggs. Glossy, obsidian bubbles concealing cameras that
record time-stamped, audio and hi-def video.
Could this surveillance footage ever be sent to parents?
Imagining letters sent to parents about campus/dorm surveillance
Dear Mr & Mrs Vionet, we have observed countless kisses,
disheveled morning walks and late night visits which indicate
that your daughter is a scandalous little ***** We just wanted you
to know, in case you want to know more. As campus security it’s
part of our business to keep a full, digital record, detailing her sluttiness.
Your friends in campus security.
P.S.
Would you care to donate to the University endowment fund?
BLT word of the day challenge: Disheveled: "marked by disarray."
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