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Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers.. You know them You've seen them I hope you aren't one of them... I don't drink Not anymore For my entertainment I go to the store I go out after dinner That's when the show will start I go and watch the people Who shop at Wal-Mart Cowboy boots, a tutu, and yoga pants with *** with a muscle shirt and top hat worn by a man named REX a pair of pants just hanging a pair of crocs and leather vest with "she loves me for my money" emblazoned on the chest These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people In their finest shopping clothes These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people At Wal-Mart, so it goes I don't go clubbing There's no fun in that Late night trips to Wal-Mart That, is where it's at A woman dressed in plastic a man all painted blue and how many people have you seen that look like escapees from the zoo These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people In their finest shopping clothes These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people At Wal-Mart, so it goes Underpants, and stockings garters and blue jeans size 50 denim jumpers Stretched like skinny jeans Men wearing high heels Women wearing...well Use your imaginations From a distance you can't tell These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people In their finest shopping clothes These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people At Wal-Mart, so it goes Body parts free to see ******* and legs and butts And people with their little dogs The ugly, squeaky mutts We know them and we watch them Take their photos Yes....we do. dress right when you go shopping Or we may take one of you!!!
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Aug 24, 2013
Aug 24, 2013 at 5:43 PM UTC
Attention...Walmart Shoppers
Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers.. You know them You've seen them I hope you aren't one of them... I don't drink Not anymore For my entertainment I go to the store I go out after dinner That's when the show will start I go and watch the people Who shop at Wal-Mart Cowboy boots, a tutu, and yoga pants with *** with a muscle shirt and top hat worn by a man named REX a pair of pants just hanging a pair of crocs and leather vest with "she loves me for my money" emblazoned on the chest These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people In their finest shopping clothes These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people At Wal-Mart, so it goes I don't go clubbing There's no fun in that Late night trips to Wal-Mart That, is where it's at A woman dressed in plastic a man all painted blue and how many people have you seen that look like escapees from the zoo These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people In their finest shopping clothes These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people At Wal-Mart, so it goes Underpants, and stockings garters and blue jeans size 50 denim jumpers Stretched like skinny jeans Men wearing high heels Women wearing...well Use your imaginations From a distance you can't tell These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people In their finest shopping clothes These are the people Yes, you know the people We've all seen the people At Wal-Mart, so it goes Body parts free to see ******* and legs and butts And people with their little dogs The ugly, squeaky mutts We know them and we watch them Take their photos Yes....we do. dress right when you go shopping Or we may take one of you!!!
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Aug 24, 2013
Aug 24, 2013 at 5:43 PM UTC
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