Flies killed: 56
Origin: Unknown
Report:
Base sealed all day, no possible point of entry. Flies, where you come from?!
Hypothesis:
Flies used means of Spontaneous Generation to enter my room.
Aristotle:1
Pasteur:0
1 fly remains, doom is coming to you my four legged foe!
Jul 14, 2013
Jul 14, 2013 at 8:31 PM UTC
Flies killed: 56
Origin: Unknown
Report:
Base sealed all day, no possible point of entry. Flies, where you come from?!
Hypothesis:
Flies used means of Spontaneous Generation to enter my room.
Aristotle:1
Pasteur:0
1 fly remains, doom is coming to you my four legged foe!
Walked into room to find a colony of flies had just moved in. No first months rent, no deposit, not even a hello. Honestly, how rude.
Killed all mercilessly, with note pinned to wall:
Dear Fly Family, If you dare to come into my room again, I will wipe you all of the ******* map.
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