I swear I'm not a stalker
I just wondered where you lived
How you dressed away from work
And on your off hours what you did
I know you think it's crazy
I keep following you around
Dressed last week as a Dive Instructor
This week as a Circus Clown
I don't want you to get suspicious
And perhaps call up the cops
Last time it was I talked with them
They looked at me as if I were nuts
I enjoy watching you eat dinner
As I count each delicious bite you take
With my face plastered to the window
A little disturbed you haven't introduced me to your date
Let us just continue playing slyly
He looks like the jealous type
He wouldn't understand what it is we have
Anyway pretty soon he'll be out of sight and out of mind
We'll just go about our business
Like on any other day
You do whatever it is you do
I'll follow every step you take
Did I mention I wasn't a stalker?
Just wanna make sure you heard
Cause the last time it is I attempted this
All the Doctors said that I was cured
Jul 11, 2013
Jul 11, 2013 at 4:54 PM UTC
I swear I'm not a stalker
I just wondered where you lived
How you dressed away from work
And on your off hours what you did
I know you think it's crazy
I keep following you around
Dressed last week as a Dive Instructor
This week as a Circus Clown
I don't want you to get suspicious
And perhaps call up the cops
Last time it was I talked with them
They looked at me as if I were nuts
I enjoy watching you eat dinner
As I count each delicious bite you take
With my face plastered to the window
A little disturbed you haven't introduced me to your date
Let us just continue playing slyly
He looks like the jealous type
He wouldn't understand what it is we have
Anyway pretty soon he'll be out of sight and out of mind
We'll just go about our business
Like on any other day
You do whatever it is you do
I'll follow every step you take
Did I mention I wasn't a stalker?
Just wanna make sure you heard
Cause the last time it is I attempted this
All the Doctors said that I was cured
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