(To the Tune of Humoresque, with apologies to Mssrs Dvorak and Douglas)
We want to make it very plain that residents should please abstain
From gatherings in groups (we’re watching you!!),
We discourage assignations, please commune in isolation,
Whatever you have done before DON’T DO!!
If you need a sweet flirtation, please recall our limitation,
Separation being the thing we hope you do.
If you start exchanging fluid, danger there is undisputed,
Please to keep the group size down to two.
Copywrong Vic Miller. All wrongs preserved.
Apr 4, 2020
Apr 4, 2020 at 10:28 AM UTC
(To the Tune of Humoresque, with apologies to Mssrs Dvorak and Douglas)
We want to make it very plain that residents should please abstain
From gatherings in groups (we’re watching you!!),
We discourage assignations, please commune in isolation,
Whatever you have done before DON’T DO!!
If you need a sweet flirtation, please recall our limitation,
Separation being the thing we hope you do.
If you start exchanging fluid, danger there is undisputed,
Please to keep the group size down to two.
Copywrong Vic Miller. All wrongs preserved.