Ever since I moved to a different time period, I get the strangest mail.
Letters commissioning Michelangelo
to paint the Sistine Chapel.
Elizabeth Bennet's missive to her aunt
promising pony cart rides at Pemberley.
Long lost IRS tax forms belonging to Abbott and Costello.
Leonardo Da Vinci’s Job Application to the Duke of Milan.
Even Grace Bedell's charming correspondence to Abraham Lincoln, suggesting he grow a beard.
I should have known something was up once I discovered Karl Malone was my mailman.
Feb 12, 2020
Feb 12, 2020 at 10:20 AM UTC
Ever since I moved to a different time period, I get the strangest mail.
Letters commissioning Michelangelo
to paint the Sistine Chapel.
Elizabeth Bennet's missive to her aunt
promising pony cart rides at Pemberley.
Long lost IRS tax forms belonging to Abbott and Costello.
Leonardo Da Vinci’s Job Application to the Duke of Milan.
Even Grace Bedell's charming correspondence to Abraham Lincoln, suggesting he grow a beard.
I should have known something was up once I discovered Karl Malone was my mailman.
One of these letter writers is fictional. Know which one?
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