He was a normal man
With a normal life
Two kids, one dog
And a loving wife
He had a normal job
Drove a normal car
Coached little league
Went to normal bars
All that ended when she arrived
It's amazing that normal man survived
With short, short skirts
And deep blue eyes
Just saying try me for on size
He did what he should
Avoided her at first
But she taunted him
And he quenched his thirst
He was white bread only
She was not
He was cold baloney
She was hot
He knew he shouldn't do it
Lost that thought
Till that fateful night
When he got caught
He was a normal man
With a normal life
Two kids, a dog
And now a new ex-wife
He had a house in town
Where he didn't live
And half of his pay
He was forced to give
His vows got broken
He couldn't turn away
She just taunted him
And he had to play
Was it worth the loss
With what he had to pay
He was a normal man
What could he say?
His wife found out
It wasn't tough
She could smell her scent
That's when things got rough
His wife was blonde
The girl was red
He even brought her
home to bed
There wasn't much
For him to say
She had him dead to rights
Now, he had to pay
He was a normal man
With a normal life
Two kids, a dog
And a new ex-wife
It wasn't long before
The affair did end
He life was broke
Too bad to mend
He was a normal man
With a normal life
He'd lost it all
Was it worth the strife?
Apr 7, 2013
Apr 7, 2013 at 9:48 PM UTC
He was a normal man
With a normal life
Two kids, one dog
And a loving wife
He had a normal job
Drove a normal car
Coached little league
Went to normal bars
All that ended when she arrived
It's amazing that normal man survived
With short, short skirts
And deep blue eyes
Just saying try me for on size
He did what he should
Avoided her at first
But she taunted him
And he quenched his thirst
He was white bread only
She was not
He was cold baloney
She was hot
He knew he shouldn't do it
Lost that thought
Till that fateful night
When he got caught
He was a normal man
With a normal life
Two kids, a dog
And now a new ex-wife
He had a house in town
Where he didn't live
And half of his pay
He was forced to give
His vows got broken
He couldn't turn away
She just taunted him
And he had to play
Was it worth the loss
With what he had to pay
He was a normal man
What could he say?
His wife found out
It wasn't tough
She could smell her scent
That's when things got rough
His wife was blonde
The girl was red
He even brought her
home to bed
There wasn't much
For him to say
She had him dead to rights
Now, he had to pay
He was a normal man
With a normal life
Two kids, a dog
And a new ex-wife
It wasn't long before
The affair did end
He life was broke
Too bad to mend
He was a normal man
With a normal life
He'd lost it all
Was it worth the strife?
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