People who are more active
are less likely to think about cancer.
Choosing confusing reusing
is the answer.
Spanking your child
is unproductive and cruel.
We may have been wrong there,
But hey! William Singer can get the kid
into a better school.
Pools and ponds are okay,
but avoid lakes.
3 out of 5 doctors
prefer headaches.
Do you have a problem (?)
Take this pill.
But not for too long
'cause it can ****
Don't eat eggs,
don't use butter.
You can eat eggs now,
but not with butter.
It's okay again to use butter,
just skip anything from Laura Scudder.
Girls with long legs and short tempers
make better lovers.
Boys always marry girls
who remind them of their mothers.
Do these 40 things
to be a better father.
That's so last year!
Why even bother?
Women who wear wicker
marry quicker.
Men who love their lawn mower
do it slower.
People who breathe through their mouth
as less likely to pick their nose.
Or so it goes.
50% of those polled
said "yes."
The other half shrugged
and wouldn't wager a guess.
We know it's a lot to process,
so just stick with us
and we'll guide you through...
more or less...?
Dec 14, 2019
Dec 14, 2019 at 6:58 PM UTC
People who are more active
are less likely to think about cancer.
Choosing confusing reusing
is the answer.
Spanking your child
is unproductive and cruel.
We may have been wrong there,
But hey! William Singer can get the kid
into a better school.
Pools and ponds are okay,
but avoid lakes.
3 out of 5 doctors
prefer headaches.
Do you have a problem (?)
Take this pill.
But not for too long
'cause it can ****
Don't eat eggs,
don't use butter.
You can eat eggs now,
but not with butter.
It's okay again to use butter,
just skip anything from Laura Scudder.
Girls with long legs and short tempers
make better lovers.
Boys always marry girls
who remind them of their mothers.
Do these 40 things
to be a better father.
That's so last year!
Why even bother?
Women who wear wicker
marry quicker.
Men who love their lawn mower
do it slower.
People who breathe through their mouth
as less likely to pick their nose.
Or so it goes.
50% of those polled
said "yes."
The other half shrugged
and wouldn't wager a guess.
We know it's a lot to process,
so just stick with us
and we'll guide you through...
more or less...?
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