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There's now proof, that a Russian flesh-eating cannibal is in the good old US of A He would offer you toxic ingredients, including gasoline and lighter fluid, I'd say But, because its tell-tale scaly sores, are similar to another well known leacher They initially played down concerns, saying, "they're not seeing signs of the creature" My boyfriend had maggots coming out of his leg, after a recent foreign scare I know people don't want to hear stuff like that, but it is really happening out there Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all They fall to the charlatans, that promise you a crystal ball A little at first and then some more, that's for sure It will make you snap, give you curls and dance you a little twirl Star gazing thru the sun ray and day tripping into a wayward night That's why if you use crocodile juice, it will do more than shake ya loose Destroying our souls, creating huge holes and build mountains out of moles Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all Mr Jeffrey Vint has become less popular among his abusers I say, "they're all losers", but I guess, beggars can't be choosers Some mother's even gave birth with two thumbs, but those babies are now total **** Others think the monster could be at large, maybe roaming your neighbourhood   Put a stop to this croc's chomp, before it destroys everything in the swamp Get your doctor to prescribe a stronger drug, to conquer that evil imposter   Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all.
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Sep 10, 2019
Sep 10, 2019 at 5:19 PM UTC
Crocodile Day Tripping
There's now proof, that a Russian flesh-eating cannibal is in the good old US of A He would offer you toxic ingredients, including gasoline and lighter fluid, I'd say But, because its tell-tale scaly sores, are similar to another well known leacher They initially played down concerns, saying, "they're not seeing signs of the creature" My boyfriend had maggots coming out of his leg, after a recent foreign scare I know people don't want to hear stuff like that, but it is really happening out there Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all They fall to the charlatans, that promise you a crystal ball A little at first and then some more, that's for sure It will make you snap, give you curls and dance you a little twirl Star gazing thru the sun ray and day tripping into a wayward night That's why if you use crocodile juice, it will do more than shake ya loose Destroying our souls, creating huge holes and build mountains out of moles Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all Mr Jeffrey Vint has become less popular among his abusers I say, "they're all losers", but I guess, beggars can't be choosers Some mother's even gave birth with two thumbs, but those babies are now total **** Others think the monster could be at large, maybe roaming your neighbourhood   Put a stop to this croc's chomp, before it destroys everything in the swamp Get your doctor to prescribe a stronger drug, to conquer that evil imposter   Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all.
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Sep 10, 2019
Sep 10, 2019 at 5:19 PM UTC
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