Ring, ring
"Hello this is me,"
"Hi, it's You calling,"
"You, Oh yes, I know You,"
"Good, do you happen to have any food?"
"Only a banana,"
"Can I have it?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because then i wouldn't be able to talk to you..."
"Why?"
"Because this is my banana phone, duh,"
"Oh, Goodbye me."
Hangs up
...
Me eats banana
...
"Mmmmmm, Yummy."
Apr 19, 2019
Apr 19, 2019 at 11:47 AM UTC
Ring, ring
"Hello this is me,"
"Hi, it's You calling,"
"You, Oh yes, I know You,"
"Good, do you happen to have any food?"
"Only a banana,"
"Can I have it?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because then i wouldn't be able to talk to you..."
"Why?"
"Because this is my banana phone, duh,"
"Oh, Goodbye me."
Hangs up
...
Me eats banana
...
"Mmmmmm, Yummy."
Yes, i did have a conversation on a banana. Was it this entertaining... No, no it was not.