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I have a micropenis... And it really doesn't **** As much as I thought it would Mainly cause no girl wants An imaginary ***** going anywhere Near them, I mean they have ****** For that. So I'm suing every ***** company For making products that promote A false sense of self worth and an Incredibly over-inflated beauty standard That is all but impossible to ever live up To: basically anything larger than 0.5cm is up for grabs. (Except mine-- which is never grabbed) Wanna hear a sexist double standard? Girls have the "itty bitty ***** committee" But guys have no "teeny weeny peeny task force" Le sigh~ ***** to **** Or to never at all
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Jan 8, 2019
Jan 8, 2019 at 9:29 AM UTC
Micropenis
I have a micropenis... And it really doesn't **** As much as I thought it would Mainly cause no girl wants An imaginary ***** going anywhere Near them, I mean they have ****** For that. So I'm suing every ***** company For making products that promote A false sense of self worth and an Incredibly over-inflated beauty standard That is all but impossible to ever live up To: basically anything larger than 0.5cm is up for grabs. (Except mine-- which is never grabbed) Wanna hear a sexist double standard? Girls have the "itty bitty ***** committee" But guys have no "teeny weeny peeny task force" Le sigh~ ***** to **** Or to never at all
An inside joke between me and my friend that I'm not taking overboard XD
#humor#comedy#funny#laugh#absurd#joke#sexism#beauty#standards
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justynhh
26/M/New York
Jan 8, 2019
Jan 8, 2019 at 9:29 AM UTC
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