I need time, time
too, relieve my behind
and I need some TP
to wipe me clean
My mamma said, "you can't hurry poo"
No, you'll just have too wait
trust in your bowels
no matter, how long it takes
Now break!
How many times, must they knock
before they let me be, droppin these rocks
Right now the only thing that keeps me hanging on
stressing and straining, until their gone
My mamma said, "you can't hurry poo"
No, you'll just have too wait
trust in your bowels
no matter, how long it takes
Dec 15, 2017
Dec 15, 2017 at 11:36 AM UTC
I need time, time
too, relieve my behind
and I need some TP
to wipe me clean
My mamma said, "you can't hurry poo"
No, you'll just have too wait
trust in your bowels
no matter, how long it takes
Now break!
How many times, must they knock
before they let me be, droppin these rocks
Right now the only thing that keeps me hanging on
stressing and straining, until their gone
My mamma said, "you can't hurry poo"
No, you'll just have too wait
trust in your bowels
no matter, how long it takes
To the tune of "Can't hurry love"
Yes, I do bastardize songs :D
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