Today, my friends were sitting at our lunch table
My four friends sitting around me
We were talking about death and funerals
My one friend said,
“I’m dying first.
I’m dying before all of you.
So that I don’t have to go to any of your funerals.”
And I thought to myself
Isn’t that funny?
How she stated, as a-matter-of-factly
That she is going to die first
It’s funny because I almost died before her
When I tried to **** myself
Lucky for her, I guess, I failed
Dec 11, 2017
Dec 11, 2017 at 8:25 PM UTC
Today, my friends were sitting at our lunch table
My four friends sitting around me
We were talking about death and funerals
My one friend said,
“I’m dying first.
I’m dying before all of you.
So that I don’t have to go to any of your funerals.”
And I thought to myself
Isn’t that funny?
How she stated, as a-matter-of-factly
That she is going to die first
It’s funny because I almost died before her
When I tried to **** myself
Lucky for her, I guess, I failed
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