We estimate a teen gets a ***** stuck up his or her **** every four seconds.
Vacuous air space remains in the ****** for some time afterwards.
Oh yeah. Up my *** Up my *** Up my *** A lit candle–up my *** A firecracker, a finger, a thumb–up my *** An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg.
Well, yeah, my *** may be big, but I don't recall a song ever being written about your flat one. Interesting!
It really does smell like something crawled up my *** and died.
It is even more disquieting to find mold growing, pink splotches – Are they from outerspace?
*** angel wings, like the kind they got in greeting cards and **** float over to 'em, I'm floating, cause I'm dead.
Nov 24, 2017
Nov 24, 2017 at 1:47 AM UTC
We estimate a teen gets a ***** stuck up his or her **** every four seconds.
Vacuous air space remains in the ****** for some time afterwards.
Oh yeah. Up my *** Up my *** Up my *** A lit candle–up my *** A firecracker, a finger, a thumb–up my *** An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg.
Well, yeah, my *** may be big, but I don't recall a song ever being written about your flat one. Interesting!
It really does smell like something crawled up my *** and died.
It is even more disquieting to find mold growing, pink splotches – Are they from outerspace?
*** angel wings, like the kind they got in greeting cards and **** float over to 'em, I'm floating, cause I'm dead.
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