#flarf
evident; obvious; apparent; plain
the life that we desire
clean and streamlined
no strings attached
.
create your reality by your subconscious
anything that you want in life
hidden knowledge - of the answers to life
readily perceived by the naked eye
lest we forget
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Aug 16, 2020
Aug 16, 2020 at 6:34 PM UTC
Mitch McConnell could be the biggest piece of **** in American history.
Why don't you come oppress me, ***** I'm anti-fascism, you piece of **** ******* So, come on down and oppress me, big man. I dare you. Try to silence me, **** face!
I wish you would.
I personally DO NOT work retail. However *** breath , the people who do work retail and any non essential non-medical job deserve a holiday off with pay same as anyone else does just as president Lincoln declared in 1863
you unpatriotic ****** cattle ******* piece of uneducated ****
If I posted what I actually wish for the ******* from Kentucky, I would hear a knock on my door and guys in blue suits with sun glasses.
He looks like a loaf of **** that is beginning to poke out of your *** prior to reaching a toilet.
That ***** can die in a well.
Nov 25, 2017
Nov 25, 2017 at 1:30 AM UTC
We estimate a teen gets a ***** stuck up his or her **** every four seconds.
Vacuous air space remains in the ****** for some time afterwards.
Oh yeah. Up my *** Up my *** Up my *** A lit candle–up my *** A firecracker, a finger, a thumb–up my *** An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg.
Well, yeah, my *** may be big, but I don't recall a song ever being written about your flat one. Interesting!
It really does smell like something crawled up my *** and died.
It is even more disquieting to find mold growing, pink splotches – Are they from outerspace?
*** angel wings, like the kind they got in greeting cards and **** float over to 'em, I'm floating, cause I'm dead.
Nov 24, 2017
Nov 24, 2017 at 1:47 AM UTC
ur just a ignornat whtie son of a ***** that needs to b bheaded wid a blunt knife.
White knight loser, Crawl back into the **** blossom that spawned u.
C'mere ya ******* piece of ****
You love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of ****
**** suckin ************ I was right - take this: uuaah.
you've never been a bridesmaid is because people don't want a ***** as a friend
God's curse on bitch's *******
Goodnight Moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of ****
Nov 22, 2017
Nov 22, 2017 at 12:13 AM UTC
like people dnt take me as i am they take mii like a joke
Ok first of all **** HURTS! Guess she did it b4 n maybe her experience was not very good, perhaps thats why she told u its gross n all.
Why did my crush open my snapchat and not reply?
My life is so huge I have to blog about it.
Why is there racism, ISIS, ****** slavery, massive killings, poverty? Why is life so hard?
its to krazii for people to understand ***
Nov 21, 2017
Nov 21, 2017 at 9:30 PM UTC
I ******* hate it when such sensitive topics are tarnished by *****
Oprah, I've been trying to talk her into an interspecies relationship for months now.
White males rule the world. EDIT:No i am not a white male
I'm just going to be honest for a second.
Yes, I do have ***** envy this morning; I wish I were a bloke writing this because I'd have a better chance of people taking me seriously.
like how a male **** star once said someone stuck a chilli up his *** to keep his ******** going.
I'm basically a "good girl"...always have been, but sometimes I wish I was a ****
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so i could fly over certain people and **** on their heads.
I wish I could somehow lose the ability to speak so that people would give up and leave me alone.
I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
or an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
I look at people screaming in ecstasy over a ******* football game, and sometimes wish I cared that much about stupid, simple things like that.
People don't laugh at the same things. Does that mean they differ in smartness?
Once you swallow the red pill, there is no going back.
Nov 21, 2017
Nov 21, 2017 at 2:02 AM UTC
green on a mood ring means ***** so I say it to everyone with green.
young salmon are called pink
Pizza Express: Bull ring party disaster
I am not stopping learning every day and that makes me happy and comfortable.
Everything you ever wanted to know
I'm also worried because his not-really-girlfriend seems... controlling
no reason..get frusterated and extremely emotional...and can be a huge bitch..i feel horrible
You know, in the "Ugh, I feel so fat in these jeans" vein of griping
Pretend the Hello Kitty truck and sumo wrestlers are here just for you
Seems like you had fun when you were drunk~
No, but seriously, we're living in an actual dream
there are reasons people aren't reading your blog posts.
It's better to live in agonizing mystery
Because only then you are actually living your own life and showing your style without hiding
yeah, let us die slowly in peace, you vulture
Nov 21, 2017
Nov 21, 2017 at 1:01 AM UTC
See this ******* Babylon heap,
we again lost our family,
we love the Treasury and library cemetery
Dec 17, 2014
Dec 17, 2014 at 12:10 PM UTC
phoebe will remain my hostage until
four barrel's hipster overlords hear my plea
we're all made of sparkledust and turkish delight
and if you hate drinking sonoma butter and
having money, my doctor Archmage Overlord
said the the "happy drink" element you seek is
less like strong coffee and more like the invasion
of normandy with turkey slaughter in the background
kfc's new turkey flavored chicken tried looking
for drugs in the neighborhood but
timothy leary, his suave excellency, sheik knight of nee
abstained from the devil's coffee with headaches and brain fog
anyway, that's why i attacked the
complimentary peanuts and russian balloon juice
FURIOUS POSTSCRIPT
"no one can understand the truth until
he drinks of the feline's frothy goodness"
Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 1:39 PM UTC
In Spain -
where cheese-making stretches back
to centuries
is a medium sized lump of
Sweet ******* Christ
blessed is the ******
whose womb merited to carry
our small herd of
hand-milked cows
providing milk, cheese, butter, and ice
and to Christians,
the lamb is the symbol of when
the pope and all the christian leadership
will be succeeded by
Moo Jesus
The Good Shepard draws not milk
not liquid from his sheep
but
an overview over Greek pagan
and Christian pastoral deities
then Christ went and
made the exorcism and
he sold in town all his
rriegitha cheese, his curds, his milk
I mentioned that The Green Sheep
had an ad coming out
in the body and blood of Christ
how could the shepherds resist
the temptation?
I was refusing the sacraments
mysticism is cheese
Christ is cheese
better still,
mountains of cheese!
Is your cheese killing the planet?
The Wedding of the Dead:
Celebration and Restraint
Christ stopped at Ebola
Nov 10, 2014
Nov 10, 2014 at 10:17 PM UTC