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I was at the store the other day and this lady came up to me, and asked if I had a light, I told her that she could find that in aisle eight, and that I didn't work there, and then I farted.
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Nov 10, 2017
Nov 10, 2017 at 11:03 AM UTC
What do I look like? (Jack Handey-isms)
I was at the store the other day and this lady came up to me, and asked if I had a light, I told her that she could find that in aisle eight, and that I didn't work there, and then I farted.
I don't wear my red polo shirt anymore in Target ;D~
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Nov 10, 2017
Nov 10, 2017 at 11:03 AM UTC
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