'DON'T GRAB MY APPLE DUMPLINGS
OR MY SWEET CHERRY TWIST.
YOU'RE A LEWD, CRUDE DESPICABLE DUDE
AND A FAT MISOGYNIST.'
"HEY, I'M A BIG STAR AND CAVIAR
WITH MELONS ARE DELICIOUS.
IF GIRLS WON'T TRY MY PUMPKIN PIE
THEY'RE LESBIAN AND MALICIOUS."
'YOU'VE GOT A NASTY HABIT
AND IT MUST BE OVERCOME.
THAT'S MY LUNCH BOX DON'T YOU GRAB IT!'
SAID THE DONNA TO THE DON.
"YES, I'M A BIG STAR AND I'VE COME FAR
YOUR RAMBUTAN LOOKS DELICIOUS.
IF YOU WON'T TRY MY PECAN PIE
YOU'RE PREMENSTRUAL AND CAPRICIOUS."
'FORBIDDEN FRUIT'S RESTRICTED
SO EXERCISE RESTRAINT,
OR I'LL GRAB YOUR WALNUT CLUSTERS HARD
AND YOU'LL TURN BLUE AND FAINT.'
(If you're a bit slow then see below
and follow this helpful strategy.
Simply substitute any mention of fruit
with words from 'Reproductive Anatomy').
Miriam Troth 2016
Sep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017 at 6:55 AM UTC
'DON'T GRAB MY APPLE DUMPLINGS
OR MY SWEET CHERRY TWIST.
YOU'RE A LEWD, CRUDE DESPICABLE DUDE
AND A FAT MISOGYNIST.'
"HEY, I'M A BIG STAR AND CAVIAR
WITH MELONS ARE DELICIOUS.
IF GIRLS WON'T TRY MY PUMPKIN PIE
THEY'RE LESBIAN AND MALICIOUS."
'YOU'VE GOT A NASTY HABIT
AND IT MUST BE OVERCOME.
THAT'S MY LUNCH BOX DON'T YOU GRAB IT!'
SAID THE DONNA TO THE DON.
"YES, I'M A BIG STAR AND I'VE COME FAR
YOUR RAMBUTAN LOOKS DELICIOUS.
IF YOU WON'T TRY MY PECAN PIE
YOU'RE PREMENSTRUAL AND CAPRICIOUS."
'FORBIDDEN FRUIT'S RESTRICTED
SO EXERCISE RESTRAINT,
OR I'LL GRAB YOUR WALNUT CLUSTERS HARD
AND YOU'LL TURN BLUE AND FAINT.'
(If you're a bit slow then see below
and follow this helpful strategy.
Simply substitute any mention of fruit
with words from 'Reproductive Anatomy').
Miriam Troth 2016