Why Can't Life Be aBeer Ad?

roger-turner Poems

Alarm clock dead, power's out What've I got to shout about? Running late, we're behind It's things like this make me lose my mind Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Notes written, Kids set to go Open the fridge, and boom...power goes It's never ending, all frustrating The problems are just resonating Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Kids dropped off, on the road When suddenly another load Of troubles makes my day It makes me want to say Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Tire's flat, that's not new What's a guy supposed to do? I smile and call for towing My temper now is showing Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Get in late, that's a given Boss says "Turner, you're not driven" "Success comes hard, it isn't easy" That's when I get really queasy Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Not worth fighting, got a meeting Meanwhile I am overheating All I know is that I try And days like this just make me cry Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Work the day out, heading home Knowing I am not alone Millions more go through this too What's a guy supposed to do? Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Ads are fake, and it's all phony As I sit watching on my Sony But one day it'd be really nice To have that life, and glacier ice Hot girls, Cold Beer, Fridge full, Good Cheer Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Great view, Fast Cars, Good Friends, Full Bars Why can't life be a beer ad for me? Really, Why can't life be a beer ad? Just one little, stinking ****** beer ad...For Me?