There you are
Sitting at the counter
With a girl.
A girl, the girl-
She's not that pretty.
She's a downgrade
From me, how could he.
Look at her-
With those stupid glasses and
Elaine Benes Hipster clothes.
After me, why would he.
Oh look-
A DSLR camera that I
Bet she doesn't know how to use.
Instead of me, why would he.
May 11, 2012
May 11, 2012 at 12:28 AM UTC
There you are
Sitting at the counter
With a girl.
A girl, the girl-
She's not that pretty.
She's a downgrade
From me, how could he.
Look at her-
With those stupid glasses and
Elaine Benes Hipster clothes.
After me, why would he.
Oh look-
A DSLR camera that I
Bet she doesn't know how to use.
Instead of me, why would he.
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