The topic for today's selection
Is how to deal with your ********
The price is high to get a thrill
But, it comes in a small blue pill
If your private will not shoot
Or, your soldier won't salute
There's an answer from a lab
That comes to you in a small blue tab
If you have poor self esteem
This pill could just fulfill your dreams
If your pecker seems to wilt
This will give your kilt a tilt.
So, if your manhood is slightly flaccid
Like the waters of Lake Placid
One small pill will make a diff
It won't take long and you'll be stiff
It works deep down on your projection
And points it in the right direction
It helps the package in your trousers
And makes the women all say "wowsers!"
They tried a cream, now that is gone
They couldn't get their work gloves on
They say it works and really fast
And helps to make your love life last
Your girl will love it, that's the goal
For now you've got a brand new pole
Dr. Frankenstein, he brought life
But, no excitement for his wife
She wanted more than he could give
The Doctor's "Monster" didn't live
They say don't drink it with a beer
The side effects are ones I fear
They say that if your BP drops
There's chances that your heart could stop
And should it last for say....4 hours
You should take some cold, cold, showers
Then, if it's still petrified,
I guess...go take it for a ride
Apparently, when it's like this
It makes it really hard to ****
But, if this pill should make it stand
Don't go waste it in your hand
Don't buy generic, at least not yet
For there's no telling what you'll get
It may stand up, it may lay down
It might just turn a dark, dark brown
Remember, it's to give you pride
And make your smile ten feet wide
It's not to ask "what's in my pocket"
"Well, dear it's shaped like a rocket"
It's something to improve your life
And return enjoyment to your wife
For now that she knows this stuff works
You won't be wasting it on jerks
You'll be home where there's no pressure
And having *** at your own leisure
So now, I'll end with some advice
And I don't want to have to tell you twice
The next time you go to NIagra
Take along a few ******
May 2, 2012
May 2, 2012 at 6:48 PM UTC
The topic for today's selection
Is how to deal with your ********
The price is high to get a thrill
But, it comes in a small blue pill
If your private will not shoot
Or, your soldier won't salute
There's an answer from a lab
That comes to you in a small blue tab
If you have poor self esteem
This pill could just fulfill your dreams
If your pecker seems to wilt
This will give your kilt a tilt.
So, if your manhood is slightly flaccid
Like the waters of Lake Placid
One small pill will make a diff
It won't take long and you'll be stiff
It works deep down on your projection
And points it in the right direction
It helps the package in your trousers
And makes the women all say "wowsers!"
They tried a cream, now that is gone
They couldn't get their work gloves on
They say it works and really fast
And helps to make your love life last
Your girl will love it, that's the goal
For now you've got a brand new pole
Dr. Frankenstein, he brought life
But, no excitement for his wife
She wanted more than he could give
The Doctor's "Monster" didn't live
They say don't drink it with a beer
The side effects are ones I fear
They say that if your BP drops
There's chances that your heart could stop
And should it last for say....4 hours
You should take some cold, cold, showers
Then, if it's still petrified,
I guess...go take it for a ride
Apparently, when it's like this
It makes it really hard to ****
But, if this pill should make it stand
Don't go waste it in your hand
Don't buy generic, at least not yet
For there's no telling what you'll get
It may stand up, it may lay down
It might just turn a dark, dark brown
Remember, it's to give you pride
And make your smile ten feet wide
It's not to ask "what's in my pocket"
"Well, dear it's shaped like a rocket"
It's something to improve your life
And return enjoyment to your wife
For now that she knows this stuff works
You won't be wasting it on jerks
You'll be home where there's no pressure
And having *** at your own leisure
So now, I'll end with some advice
And I don't want to have to tell you twice
The next time you go to NIagra
Take along a few ******
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