"Oh no she didn't?"
"Oh yes, she did!"
The cleaning lady said
She went there just last Tuesday
cleaning house, and making beds
"She'll cause a scandal!"
"Only if she's caught!"
Gossiping at their leisure
ears always open and astute
spreading all the rumors
vying to be too cute
"I know her BF knows!"
"How can that be so?"
"He's been sneaking round the windows,
peaking in, while on his toes!"
It doesn't really matter, what the convo's all about
Only that it's overheard, dispelling, any doubts
Real or imagined, the damage real and insane
Wiggle-waggle wonders, with imaginary claims
Apr 20, 2017
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:22 AM UTC
"Oh no she didn't?"
"Oh yes, she did!"
The cleaning lady said
She went there just last Tuesday
cleaning house, and making beds
"She'll cause a scandal!"
"Only if she's caught!"
Gossiping at their leisure
ears always open and astute
spreading all the rumors
vying to be too cute
"I know her BF knows!"
"How can that be so?"
"He's been sneaking round the windows,
peaking in, while on his toes!"
It doesn't really matter, what the convo's all about
Only that it's overheard, dispelling, any doubts
Real or imagined, the damage real and insane
Wiggle-waggle wonders, with imaginary claims
Ya can usually see these crones outside the local deli, pretending to talk in hushed tones. :\
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