I went to
Standup today
And the guy said
"No notes"
But I went up there
And I did my notes
And I did my set
And the first half went well
And the second half was ok
And I got laughs
And I got offstage
And the guy threatened me
And did it in a passive aggressive way
And said some people get banned
And I left right after my set anyway
And went on the subway
the homeless guy is getting on with me
And is begging softly for money
And the happy ending masseuse is jerking
And the orphans walking back to his "home"
And the annual tenth black women's being shot
And the illegal busboys wiping his 87th table
And the bitter son lost his father yesterday
And there (really) is a child in Africa starving
And a girls being ***** for the second time
And the blocked composers cocking his gun
And the muse is lying on the beach of nonexistence
And
And
And
The homeless man, exiting the train, says,
Thank you
God bless you all
I'll probably see you all here
tomorrow
And
Jan 27, 2017
Jan 27, 2017 at 3:21 PM UTC
I went to
Standup today
And the guy said
"No notes"
But I went up there
And I did my notes
And I did my set
And the first half went well
And the second half was ok
And I got laughs
And I got offstage
And the guy threatened me
And did it in a passive aggressive way
And said some people get banned
And I left right after my set anyway
And went on the subway
the homeless guy is getting on with me
And is begging softly for money
And the happy ending masseuse is jerking
And the orphans walking back to his "home"
And the annual tenth black women's being shot
And the illegal busboys wiping his 87th table
And the bitter son lost his father yesterday
And there (really) is a child in Africa starving
And a girls being ***** for the second time
And the blocked composers cocking his gun
And the muse is lying on the beach of nonexistence
And
And
And
The homeless man, exiting the train, says,
Thank you
God bless you all
I'll probably see you all here
tomorrow
And