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"Mommy says that Santa won't be visiting this year. She says it is because I have been bad. She always seems so angry and upset 'bout everything. She always says, 'I'm going to tell your dad.'   "Just because I broke my sister's iPad yesterday: I only wished to see if it could float. And then I blew it once again when we all horsed around And I spilled grape juice on her favorite coat.   "Last week I broke Mommy's Royal Copenhagen plates. She said to me, 'That really takes the cake!' But I don't understand because she didn't even use them. It's stupid to collect things that can break!   "A month ago my daddy bought a brand new fancy car-- The old one, he said, was 'obsolete.' Boy he really blew his stack one day when he found My chocolate candy melting on the seat.   "My brother had a new flat-screen TV in his room. He proudly called it 'state of the art.' I kind of knocked it over, though, while playing with my friend. Yeah, I know: I wasn't being smart.   "If Santa has been watching me my chances will be slim Of getting that expensive baseball glove. But if you ask me, I think that it really ***** that Santa Does NOT believe in unconditional love!   "I'm the victim here, you see. That is what I am. I try to my best year after year. If Santa wants to play that way I hope he gets my message: Tell him he can stick it in his ear! Yep! Tell him he can stick it in his ear." - by Bob B
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Nov 21, 2016
Nov 21, 2016 at 1:27 PM UTC
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"Mommy says that Santa won't be visiting this year. She says it is because I have been bad. She always seems so angry and upset 'bout everything. She always says, 'I'm going to tell your dad.'   "Just because I broke my sister's iPad yesterday: I only wished to see if it could float. And then I blew it once again when we all horsed around And I spilled grape juice on her favorite coat.   "Last week I broke Mommy's Royal Copenhagen plates. She said to me, 'That really takes the cake!' But I don't understand because she didn't even use them. It's stupid to collect things that can break!   "A month ago my daddy bought a brand new fancy car-- The old one, he said, was 'obsolete.' Boy he really blew his stack one day when he found My chocolate candy melting on the seat.   "My brother had a new flat-screen TV in his room. He proudly called it 'state of the art.' I kind of knocked it over, though, while playing with my friend. Yeah, I know: I wasn't being smart.   "If Santa has been watching me my chances will be slim Of getting that expensive baseball glove. But if you ask me, I think that it really ***** that Santa Does NOT believe in unconditional love!   "I'm the victim here, you see. That is what I am. I try to my best year after year. If Santa wants to play that way I hope he gets my message: Tell him he can stick it in his ear! Yep! Tell him he can stick it in his ear." - by Bob B
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Nov 21, 2016
Nov 21, 2016 at 1:27 PM UTC
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