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the chocolate fertilised egg it is getting close to easter and my friend was wanting to have a baby right in time, for the big holiday, so i went to the ***** bank and asked them if i could make a fertilised egg to put in my friends ****** to create life, and it just so happens that my friend loves chocolate and she wanted her baby to love it too, so every time the baby kicked, she would eat a block of chocolate, but she had no idea of why she did that, it just seemed to make her happy i guess,  but it forced the baby to kick and kick and kick, and when i leaned over to hear the sound of the baby kicking she would yell out, HEY, LOVE, GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE, SO IT CAN MAKE MY FUCKEN EGGS AND CREATE A LIFE WORTH LOVING.  and i gave her a chocolate, and i started thinking fancy a baby loving chocolate and i hope he or she is born at easter, it could make a superb birthday present, yeah a chocolate bunny or an egg with smarties in the middle, and this will be the the right time to fertilise the egg with a nice dose of chocolate, where every easter we will have many parties to celebrate this wonderful easter.
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May 18, 2016
May 18, 2016 at 7:08 AM UTC
a short story about chocolate fertilised egg
the chocolate fertilised egg it is getting close to easter and my friend was wanting to have a baby right in time, for the big holiday, so i went to the ***** bank and asked them if i could make a fertilised egg to put in my friends ****** to create life, and it just so happens that my friend loves chocolate and she wanted her baby to love it too, so every time the baby kicked, she would eat a block of chocolate, but she had no idea of why she did that, it just seemed to make her happy i guess,  but it forced the baby to kick and kick and kick, and when i leaned over to hear the sound of the baby kicking she would yell out, HEY, LOVE, GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE, SO IT CAN MAKE MY FUCKEN EGGS AND CREATE A LIFE WORTH LOVING.  and i gave her a chocolate, and i started thinking fancy a baby loving chocolate and i hope he or she is born at easter, it could make a superb birthday present, yeah a chocolate bunny or an egg with smarties in the middle, and this will be the the right time to fertilise the egg with a nice dose of chocolate, where every easter we will have many parties to celebrate this wonderful easter.
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johnny-georgy-brown
May 18, 2016
May 18, 2016 at 7:08 AM UTC
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