It is an Australian Christmas mate
With a vb and a barbecue
Presents for everyone
Lollies for the kids
Playing backyard cricket
Over the house 6 and out
Stuck in the tree it’s just caught
And putting the tree up
With beautiful lights shining brightly
The way we celebrate by day and night yeah
Watching nbl and cricket ya see
Getting really drunk making people stare
Opening presents from friends and family
Watching and listening to carols
On radio tv and YouTube
Making an eggnog showing your Christmas spirit
Having that vb saying I am happy on earth
Movies which show entertainment peace and love
I enjoy carols from everywhere on the lead up oh yeah
Having roast dinners with loads of desserts
Going to the club to enjoy the Christmas party
When we crack open the bon bon
The joke is ever so corny
Friends and family coming to stay
On this day you don’t tell them to go away
It’s just Christmas is here
Christmas is fun
Party on when Santa comes to town
Giving presents to all the boys and girls
He knows when you are sleep
He knows when you are awake
He’ll get into the kitchen
To make a caramel thick shake
And a caramel rock lea road chocolate
And a special bottle of passion pop
He does that in every house, man
But when he puts the presents
Under the tree
He fools cool and totally rad
Merry Christmas everyone
and party the whole season long
Dec 15, 2025
Dec 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM UTC
Ommmmmmmmmm
Bondi beach has turned into a war zone
Ommmmmmmmmm
Right when the Jews were celebrating their day
Ommmmmmmmmm
It is supposed to be about peace and love
Ommmmmmmmmm
The gunman had other ideas
Ommmmmmmmmm
He didn’t care much for his fellow man
Ommmmmmmmmm
He just shot 15 dead
Ommmmmmmmmm
And the man who wrestled with the gunman mate
Ommmmmmmmmm
Should be awarded with a medal for bravery
Ommmmmmmmmm
It is a lovely beach I walked down it before
Ommmmmmmmmm
But Sunday night 14 December 2025
Ommmmmmmmmm
Was a terrible day for all the Jews and other people affected
Ommmmmmmmmm
Very sad they lost their lives
Ommmmmmmmmm
Especially celebrating their day
Ommmmmmmmmm
Of peace and love at this nice beach
Ommmmmmmmmm
We need to get together to help people and families
Ommmmmmmmmm
It was a very nasty terrorist attack
Ommmmmmmmmm
Which will last till the ages
Ommmmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmmmm
Just get together and help your fellow man
In making the world great again
Dec 14, 2025
Dec 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM UTC
Hi everybody
Welcome to my show, today I am going to entertain you very well the first song is youth on the streets
I was walking around this great land
Helping people as I go
It might have been hard
But deep down I felt the person
As the thoughts came into my head
I met Micheal and Patrick and Brendan and Brian
Great people in this world
The people i knew were in fact
the youth on the streets
They meet at the centre once a week
To play basketball and Aussie rules
Where they learn to clean up their act
And be a honoured member of the community
They learn how to work
By getting into training
To become a builder, chef or police
They might even be a volunteer firefighter
Where they learn of how to protect each other
Learning not to turn to alcohol
When times get really tough
Just learn how to look at drinking
As a social thing and not a job
Not letting *** get in the way
Of an important job
When I remember my old pal Pete
When I was apart of youth on the streets
Next song celebration of a life time
I went to a party after my team won the footy
And I celebrated very hard
We had beer and *****
And a tad of champagne
From the city of Maine
Aussies think Australia stand by each other
When they are in a fight
But what if you have a mental illness
And nobody cares for you
Just grab a beer and hassle the world
By getting ****** in their organisation
If they tell you to leave you say
**** off ya stupid imagination
But what if the party was
Helping other people making everyone feel good
But in the end they grab a beer
And say let’s ****** party
Get drunk and be silly
Like your brother Billy
Yes that sounds so great
Next song is I’ve been abducted
I’ve been abducted
I’ve been abducted
By the wicked witch
You see she as evil as a nagging little itch
You see I will never be happy
Dear god sang by midge
I’ve been abducted
By a wicked witch
You see I have muscles in my leg
And I want to run
But the wicked witch said to me
You will never escape
I was very scared but I had to say this
I have been abducted by the wicked witch
You see she has powers, mate
I wish I can beat her
But she is as powerful as a semi trailer truck
I have been abducted by a stupid wicked witch
Aug 28, 2025
Aug 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM UTC
The coopers family - Martin’s leg is weeping fluid
Ron went to the pub to drink a few beers down the pub and to talk to his father, Jack and Martin was in there looking wounded and sore but the thing is there was nothing he could think that would’ve caused it and Ron walked over to him and said Martin, you don’t look too good and Martin said, it’s my leg, it looks like the leg opened and this brown goo was coming out, and he then said he knows nothing about this but he can tell you one thing it really stung him like a bully was sitting on his computer pressing down making it really painful, Ron said, ok why don’t you come into the hospital tomorrow and we’ll find out what is happening, Martin said, what could it be and Ron said it looks like your body is weeping fluid through your leg but we need to quickly get you in to put oxygen in your arm using a canaular, and then he said, you aren’t allergic to anything are you and Martin said, I am allergic to amoxycilin, I get a nasty rash when I take it, and Ron said, come first thing in the morning and we’ll see what we can do, I suggest you don’t drink any beer or Powerade tonight, it could be lymphedema, so we might need to put dressing on your leg, daily and put a Coban bandage on one or both legs, which means both legs have to be monitored.
Martin said, ok, and then sarcastically said, what a pant load and went home to hit the sack before his day at Ron’s hospital, he was really in pain and dialled 000, to see if an ambulance would come to look after him overnight, Martin put clothes and tablet and a few charging cables to get ready if they reckon he needs the canaular in his arm overnight and sue and John prendth came to check up on him, and his leg was swollen right up and the skin was also shiny full of what looks like could be **** and sue and John lifted Martin up very gently over to the ambulance to take him to the coopers family hospital to get him ready for Ron to look at him in the morning.
Sue noticed martin had a wound in his leg which was itchy to touch and sue sprayed a magic anti-wound spray to stop him from getting anymore infected than it actually was, Martin was screaming ever so loud because his leg was totally painful, and he said he needs a ibuprofen or Panadol so it will go away, and he stayed in hospital for a few days and then David said you need to be discharged from hospital because you need to get to see the nurses of the health centre so he got a referral to have his legs dressed and have Coban on every day
Aug 28, 2025
Aug 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM UTC
You see it is a hard thing to feel
When I collapse on the lounge
Into a state of sleep
I dream a Christian carer
With his family taking me for a ride
I took my two cats and my mattress
As well as a couple f clothes
I was totally knocked out
And I felt really crazy
As well were travelling through the suburbs
I told them that this suburb closes
The gates for a festival
With beer and wine and rides and music
It seems to drive me around the bend
Then my carer suddenly became fatter
After all the pizza he ate
And my cats were getting really scared
One just disappeared
Into someone else’s arms
I feel I was losing a family member in Vietnam
My carer was saying please understand
I want to convert you
I want to tell you to see a therapist
And I did and suddenly all my stuff was pinched
I woke up and I found out mate
It was a ****** dream
Jul 8, 2025
Jul 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM UTC
The raiders show v knights 27 June 2025
Hello everybody welcome to the raiders show
Hopefully the raiders win today to get a draw number 1, the first poem by Tommy
Hooray hooray the raiders will win
It always starts at 0-0 but we will win oh yeah
It will a bumper of a match
Go the raiders oh yeah
The next poem by Simon
C’mon knights we must win
Knock Canberra to smithereens
But they are in top 2
Clobber them down oh yeah
Now is the the start of the match
Hopefully raiders will win
Raiders scored the first try simi sasagi to make it 4-0
Knights didn’t know what hit them
Especially when the raiders score again
Kaso weekes was the scorer and fogety got the 2 to make it 10-0 go the mighty raiders
Looks like Canberra will win
But it was too early mate
Then Ethan strange scored another from raiders
With fogerty got the 2 to make it 16-0
Half time raiders 16 knights 0
Here is the half time entertainment
We’re on our way
To get to the top oh yeah
Wayup wayup
We’re on our way
To get to the top oh yeah
We’re on our way
We are the best team
The Newcastle knights are fumbling
Thinking yeah raiders are not the faders anymore
Get ready to drink our half time beer
I would love to drink with you
And watch and hope the knights don’t
Catch up in the second half
Get ready to party yeah
And celebrate with a XXXX yeah
Get ready raiders keep it up
James schillar scored the knights first try of the second half to make it raiders 16-4 ponga converted it to make the score 16-6 and
In just his second match Jed Stuart scored his second try in two matches to extend the raiders lead 20-6 and fogerty converted to make it 22-6
Both teams showed strong defence especially the raiders and McEwan scored another try to make it 22-10 and then Gagai who replaced ponga who got a sore foot and he made the score 22-12 and raiders still showed great defence until James Schiller scored another try with 5 to go which made the score 22-16 to raiders and gagai converted it to make the score 22-18 and the raiders good defence held till the end
Raiders won
Raiders 22
Knights 18
Top win
And here is the full time entertainment
Go the raiders we are on the top
Yes it is so cool
The knights don’t know what hit them
Knowing Canberra’s defence was so strong
Off to the pub mate great that Ricky’s son scored 2 in 2
Go the mighty raiders
Now we draw the final curtain
Raiders are so great
22-18 was the score ya see
Oh yeah bow bow
Carn the raiders
One thing is ya see
We are definitely not oh yeah the faders anymore
But with the fact we are on top now
Bulldogs will be spitting blood
And knowing this makes us feel great
Raiders for victory
See ya round dudes
Jun 28, 2025
Jun 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM UTC
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
You see someone who liked a lot
Used to sit on me doing a tickle torture
Even the girls liked him for doing that to me
Kids wanted to fight me
And take me to the footy
And punch me in the arm
People teased me
When I tease him back
He threatened me
What was his problem
I am not like him
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I am a nice person
I don’t deserve this crap
That you are dishing out
People squabbled with me
And never going to STOP
I didn’t want to play footy
Despite me loving to watch it now
Because I was scared of being bashed up
They were different for me
Than all the other people
I don’t want this happening to me
But I felt I wasn’t tough enough
But I am the toughest man in the universe
But I never told any of this to teachers
Or parents because I was scared
And I played footy in the front yard
With commentators as well
And my school chums teased me for it
Thinking it isn’t normal to be a regular kid
But I felt awful
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
You meaning is I am normal
I am cool
I am nice
A tad shy
But then people used to ask for money
And cigarettes and ****
It was hard to except all of this
I wanted to make a difference
I worked at vinnies
I played Santa at vinnies
I did the bbq at the Belconnen magpies
None of this I do now
But I was really making a difference
I don’t want to contact JESUS
I don’t believe in that crap
I find out a lot of them
Are the next line of bullies
You can’t be buddhists if you want to reform
You need to have faith in Jesus and god
You must be a Christian to be like us
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
I know there are much better answers than Jesus mate
I find it is the next chapter of bullying
Sorry, but I don’t get a lot of good things
In Christianity
I ain’t like them
I am not like you
Just my own person
I am not better than anyone
But I have a SMART mind
To realise nobody has the answers
I have been bullied my whole life
I was trying to talk to an old friend
And he said if you leave this note
of paper under this door
I will give you $20
I told him to get LOST
And never ring me up again
He was a Christian
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
Jun 24, 2025
Jun 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM UTC
Don’t you go messing with my love
You stupid little Christian ****
You guys are just family ****
I am a hooligan mate
I tease the families
Saying leave us alone
As you can get ****** and play your drone
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
I am hooligan can’t ya see
I watch sport and other shows
You watch the news all day and night
I will party with my chums
You are forced to flaming look young
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Time to send you straight to HELL
And make you say just as well
I am a hooligan, but not to a tease
But you can tease me or you want
Who gives a ****
I go paddling with a duck
You can tease me if you like
But you know I can handle it
Because I am a hooligan yeah
You see Patrick isn’t a hooligan
He is a little family kid
He is really a man so it won’t be cowardly
If I took him hostage and tied him up
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
This is the day
Of Christian ****
They will rejoice
And thrown into the pit
Jun 21, 2025
Jun 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM UTC
Pinky pinky pinky pinky poo
Brian loved his pinky how about you
You see it looks cutes on your hand
And your feet
And everyone loved your pinky poo
Pinky pinky pinky pinky poo
Cute little finger and little toe
If your not careful your pinky toe will come off
And don’t jam your pinky finger in the door
That is no good
Because if you do you have to rest
And not do your activities using your hand
Because the pinky finger and toe are cute
Yes indeed the finger isn’t part of a rude sign
Pinky pinky pinky pinky poo
You must love your pinky Yes you do
If you clean the poo off your ***
Don’t get it on your pinky do not
Pinky fingers and toes are the cutest ever, man
Jun 21, 2025
Jun 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM UTC
I love my job
It is great
I love my job
Bewdy mate
I love my job
IT really says
I love my job
Even in very cold days
I love my job
Despite occasionally it gets busy
I love my job
Hot and cold, you don’t get wuzzy
I love my job
Seeing the riders leave
I love my job
Wiping the dizziness on their sleave
I love my job
Totally rad
I love my job
Never bad
I love my job
Babies and kids
I love my job
Riding around having fun
I love my job
Cool cool cool
Ace man ace
Jun 21, 2025
Jun 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM UTC