All aboard the crazy train
were going for a ride
tickets out! bags are packed
let's see the countryside
No stops until we get there
a day trip to remember
Still a passenger in spring
though I boarded in September
I pull the cord to stop the ride
This wasn't mentioned in the brochure
'Hang on tight!!' the driver calls
'It's a crazy, mad adventure!'
Corners that just twist and turn
slamming baggage, luggage flies
hanging on for dear life
'Ain't this fun!' the driver cries
Speeding past the stations
never stopping, never slowing
passengers are screaming
drivers eyes are red and glowing
The devil rides beside me
holds my hand and screams my name
the ride, a rolling death trap
and drives me fearfully insane
This was not what I signed up for
The train hurtles off the track
wreckage, twisted metal
I want my money back
Feb 28, 2016
Feb 28, 2016 at 1:21 PM UTC
All aboard the crazy train
were going for a ride
tickets out! bags are packed
let's see the countryside
No stops until we get there
a day trip to remember
Still a passenger in spring
though I boarded in September
I pull the cord to stop the ride
This wasn't mentioned in the brochure
'Hang on tight!!' the driver calls
'It's a crazy, mad adventure!'
Corners that just twist and turn
slamming baggage, luggage flies
hanging on for dear life
'Ain't this fun!' the driver cries
Speeding past the stations
never stopping, never slowing
passengers are screaming
drivers eyes are red and glowing
The devil rides beside me
holds my hand and screams my name
the ride, a rolling death trap
and drives me fearfully insane
This was not what I signed up for
The train hurtles off the track
wreckage, twisted metal
I want my money back
Inspired somewhat by the crazy ride in
***** Wonker and the Chocolate Factory.
:o)
