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Imagine this man, my father or dad Would guilt trip his children, this story's so sad Takes half a weeks pay, waves it under their nose Demands that we write him or the check it will go You crazy old man, you make me so blue Do you even remember how you made me so ******* Pay attention, a lesson I've learned, so will you You only get back what you give, here's to you You told me when I was a lad of thirteen Don't come around I have other family I don't need them getting confused nor upset Just leave us alone, the skunk is our pet Or how 'bout the time I was just only three When the neighborhood mobster did ******** me You told me "don't just sit there call up the police But, I have to work so please excuse me" Or how 'bout the time that along with my sister You let that bad man take his creepy **** pictures Sue often referred to her dad as her dooshie And he'll never know what she baked in her cookies You think I don't know how you spoil your son Normy gets all he can handle of mile high fun Fine season tickets to all sporting events For how many years now, since he was ten I had a neighbor, competed with me I'm sorry I troubled you, what did I think That you cared? That you tried? Did more than nothing? 'Cause you're old now, your children, should they be so loving? C'mon who ya kiddin'? You had more than this comin' You should have been locked up to protect my dear cousin If you're all alone with no one and feel blue What goes around finally came back to you
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Dec 8, 2015
Dec 8, 2015 at 3:54 PM UTC
Who Ya Kiddin' Pal
Imagine this man, my father or dad Would guilt trip his children, this story's so sad Takes half a weeks pay, waves it under their nose Demands that we write him or the check it will go You crazy old man, you make me so blue Do you even remember how you made me so ******* Pay attention, a lesson I've learned, so will you You only get back what you give, here's to you You told me when I was a lad of thirteen Don't come around I have other family I don't need them getting confused nor upset Just leave us alone, the skunk is our pet Or how 'bout the time I was just only three When the neighborhood mobster did ******** me You told me "don't just sit there call up the police But, I have to work so please excuse me" Or how 'bout the time that along with my sister You let that bad man take his creepy **** pictures Sue often referred to her dad as her dooshie And he'll never know what she baked in her cookies You think I don't know how you spoil your son Normy gets all he can handle of mile high fun Fine season tickets to all sporting events For how many years now, since he was ten I had a neighbor, competed with me I'm sorry I troubled you, what did I think That you cared? That you tried? Did more than nothing? 'Cause you're old now, your children, should they be so loving? C'mon who ya kiddin'? You had more than this comin' You should have been locked up to protect my dear cousin If you're all alone with no one and feel blue What goes around finally came back to you
david-ehrgott
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Dec 8, 2015
Dec 8, 2015 at 3:54 PM UTC
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