Like the tell tale
Sign of a head
Scab screaming
cirrhosis
Exclaiming a life that lived
Baby kisses
Her daddy's boo boo
to make better
May 11, 2017
May 11, 2017 at 3:00 PM UTC
Stress
A cat is strong & proper
just look at its legs
long and strong
fast and enduring
even when at rest they are readied
yet the cat was not built to be perfect
most cats would like to eat
properly
(trust me on this
I've interviewed enough of them)
with a knife and fork
but they just can't seem to get a grip
on those utensils,
even with fine claws
it just won't happen
no matter how hard the try
so when they get
FRUSTRATED
and claw the crap out of the furniture
try to understand that
they are a stressed species
and need special understanding
and another can of tuna
Apr 18, 2017
Apr 18, 2017 at 6:40 PM UTC
Painted in tempera on illustration board
Don't know things by heart
They will only break you
Use your mind instead
How as a teen I wanted to die
But could not remember why
And the junkieing of america
Crack baby penquins walking on thin ice
A child being beaten on a bus
The driver runs then, drives away, does nothing
How do you spell deedy
Painted in brown acrylic
over pencil on wood paneling
She's the queen of visa
Knows all the tricks with cards
She said " I like to swim in the rain"
Alligators laughing, like on that Sendak drawing
"Yea" I say "I like the art in" and it was still hot
Dogfights for doughnuts just to shake a stick
The most out of place person I ever met
Was that surfer dude in Michegan
And when I stopped the chair cough
Then maybe I did do the world a favor
And the judge said "Can you prove that
this woman ***** you when you were
a two year old?" And that is when
The tears began to fall down every cheek
of the jury.
Apr 10, 2017
Apr 10, 2017 at 11:16 AM UTC
At the laundromat today
I witnessed a little girl
maybe two or threee
years of age strapped
into her stroller and
playing a game on her
smart phone
I thought to myself
what a spoiled little
toddler she is because
when I was her age all
we got was an egg
filled with silly putty
to play with and we
couldn't wait until
Sunday so we could
roll the silly putty over
the comics and copy the
images on to the funny clay.
silly, wasn't it? Mother would
worry that the ink from the paper
would be harmful to us but,
we didn't care.
Today's toddlers are much more
smarter than we were, heck when
you think about it, their phones
are smarter than we used to be
much more dangerous too.
all they have to do is drop
that thing and lookout! Now
it's leaking radiation. Hey moms,
how do you like having a phone
so smart now?
Apr 7, 2017
Apr 7, 2017 at 11:32 AM UTC
I remember days of struggle
eking by by working my ***
off in some fact'ry and going
ten more bucks in debt every
month before the oilmen
declared war on humanity
and the white MAN could not
take this **** Any more so he
quit and 50 million illegals
that were here against the law
were given citizen-ships and
allowed to stay because they
wanted to work (for less than
anyone else would)
as we were all tricked into
supporting our enemies in war
by the american media because
they were told to do so
such nice t.v. scumb-bags
always doing what they are told
Apr 1, 2017
Apr 1, 2017 at 2:45 PM UTC
When I was a kid
I don't rem-ember exactly when
5, maybe 6, or seven
my mother was such a ********
she'd tell me to "go get the belt"
and I, like a dolt,
would go the the closet
in my room
grab a nice one
and return to her with it
Where she would
repeatedly strike me with it
this would go on for a period
of about four years
Until one day an old man
entered my room and witted
"Hey Kid! next time she asks
you to "go get the belt"
Go HIDE!
Unless you want to be beaten again
for being a go-get-'er"
Mar 29, 2017
Mar 29, 2017 at 10:28 AM UTC
There were sixty-five
valentines for you
I colored the one from me
your favorite blue
I didn't know
the whole world loves you too
with sixty-four adversaries
I guess we could be through
So did they all say
"I Love You"
or "be mine today
& every day
I want to be your valentine
Be Mine"
or did they say that "I
only want to love you"
and after twenty solid years
could it really be we're through
There were sixty-five
valentines for you
I colored the one from me
your favorite blue
Feb 21, 2017
Feb 21, 2017 at 11:16 AM UTC
I was having a conversation with the Gerber baby the other day. You know, the one on the jars. Interestingly enough, he simply would not stop giggling. You know and here I am trying to get an answer out of him. But, he would not budge. "What's so funny, baby?" I inquired. {giggles, giggling and more giggles.} Well! What is it? He's not talking. Maybe it has something to do with the peas and carrots or the applesauce. I just could not understand his incoherent dribbling. I guess the joke is on me. I just hope he doesn't make me wear any of it. Oh boy! is he a happy camper.
Feb 16, 2017
Feb 16, 2017 at 9:21 AM UTC
You can get away with cheating and still become a champion.
Feb 6, 2017
Feb 6, 2017 at 9:24 AM UTC