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1.  MISSISSIPPI II    Keesler Air Force Base Sergeant will **** you Crocodile got to eat    2.  SAN FRANCISCO QUAKER    Not a bad place un- til looters step on the bookshelf that fell on you    3.  L.A.    The real *****  Holly- wood is just the pump shooting sin into it's vein    4.  WYOMING    Don't sit on the yell- ow stone.  That's where the bears went after picnicking.    5.  VERMONT    Red necked wooden Boys always looking for a fight from a Yankee    6.  NEW HAMPSHIRE    Charlie and Kathy are from here.  They're nice to know if you can find them    7.  MASSACHUSETTS    The prettiest girls live in Boston.  They have mouths. Some worse than truck drivers.    8.  RHODE ISLAND    Such a little place to cozy up to the over crowded rowdies.    9.  NEW YORK SHUFFLE ?    Buffalo girl moved too Saratoga Falls.  Hasn't Had a dance since last fall.    10.  HONEYMOONER FELL-ER    Took my girl to Niagra Falls took my ****** Maybe next time    11.  DELAWARE    Overcrowded racetrack Casino lots of swampy grass derelicts.    12.  MARYLAND    Ain't no place to Stop off 95 For this' lilly white man    13.  VIRGINIA    Had them Japanese people eating fish. Didn't know it was lunchtime.    14.  WASHINGTON STATE    All that rain and snow Can never compete With it's powerful blowholes    15.  OHIO    OH HIGH OH OHIOH OHIO    16.  ILLINOISE    Birthplace of Lincoln and Chicagoland Nothing much else but farmland    17.  ASSISTANCE?    I wanted to help the homeless so I fed them government nonsense    18.  INDIANA    Same old flatland lit up at night Lincoln's Hiway taking in the sights    19.  WINDS OF CHANGE    Big bad wolf tried to knock down my house of hay today..  I knew he blew.    20. COYOTE TRIED    Leader scolded me at five Better off dead Amen coyote cried
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Nov 23, 2015
Nov 23, 2015 at 2:57 PM UTC
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1.  MISSISSIPPI II    Keesler Air Force Base Sergeant will **** you Crocodile got to eat    2.  SAN FRANCISCO QUAKER    Not a bad place un- til looters step on the bookshelf that fell on you    3.  L.A.    The real *****  Holly- wood is just the pump shooting sin into it's vein    4.  WYOMING    Don't sit on the yell- ow stone.  That's where the bears went after picnicking.    5.  VERMONT    Red necked wooden Boys always looking for a fight from a Yankee    6.  NEW HAMPSHIRE    Charlie and Kathy are from here.  They're nice to know if you can find them    7.  MASSACHUSETTS    The prettiest girls live in Boston.  They have mouths. Some worse than truck drivers.    8.  RHODE ISLAND    Such a little place to cozy up to the over crowded rowdies.    9.  NEW YORK SHUFFLE ?    Buffalo girl moved too Saratoga Falls.  Hasn't Had a dance since last fall.    10.  HONEYMOONER FELL-ER    Took my girl to Niagra Falls took my ****** Maybe next time    11.  DELAWARE    Overcrowded racetrack Casino lots of swampy grass derelicts.    12.  MARYLAND    Ain't no place to Stop off 95 For this' lilly white man    13.  VIRGINIA    Had them Japanese people eating fish. Didn't know it was lunchtime.    14.  WASHINGTON STATE    All that rain and snow Can never compete With it's powerful blowholes    15.  OHIO    OH HIGH OH OHIOH OHIO    16.  ILLINOISE    Birthplace of Lincoln and Chicagoland Nothing much else but farmland    17.  ASSISTANCE?    I wanted to help the homeless so I fed them government nonsense    18.  INDIANA    Same old flatland lit up at night Lincoln's Hiway taking in the sights    19.  WINDS OF CHANGE    Big bad wolf tried to knock down my house of hay today..  I knew he blew.    20. COYOTE TRIED    Leader scolded me at five Better off dead Amen coyote cried
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Nov 23, 2015
Nov 23, 2015 at 2:57 PM UTC
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