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jingle splat, christmas song jingle splat jingle splat splatting all the day falling on a nice cream pie cheering all the way jingle splat jingle splat cheering for the mob oh yeah, the big party dude splatting all day long you see on christmas eve 2 fat people have a dance lifting up their body yeah just to go splat on the floor then they got right up after 5 minutes on the ground and then some cruel teasers said they were the fattest people in town ya see we go jiggle splat jingle splat all over the dance floor, yeah ya see we wanted to be thin my friend but the forces of evilly made us fat a day or 2 ago we drank 2 bottles of egg nog oh yeah and we got as drunk as skunks and boy, our bellies were growing a lot and we could hardly see our toes as we ate the christmas cake and then 2 ladies walked right past them and they were as skinny as a rake we go jingle splat jingle splat all over the ****** floor but we were so ****** fat we could hardly fit through the door jingle splat jingle splat christmas day is near this is the day, we splat around ya know eating fatty food all the day
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Nov 8, 2015
Nov 8, 2015 at 11:23 PM UTC
jingle splat, 2 fat people at christmas
jingle splat, christmas song jingle splat jingle splat splatting all the day falling on a nice cream pie cheering all the way jingle splat jingle splat cheering for the mob oh yeah, the big party dude splatting all day long you see on christmas eve 2 fat people have a dance lifting up their body yeah just to go splat on the floor then they got right up after 5 minutes on the ground and then some cruel teasers said they were the fattest people in town ya see we go jiggle splat jingle splat all over the dance floor, yeah ya see we wanted to be thin my friend but the forces of evilly made us fat a day or 2 ago we drank 2 bottles of egg nog oh yeah and we got as drunk as skunks and boy, our bellies were growing a lot and we could hardly see our toes as we ate the christmas cake and then 2 ladies walked right past them and they were as skinny as a rake we go jingle splat jingle splat all over the ****** floor but we were so ****** fat we could hardly fit through the door jingle splat jingle splat christmas day is near this is the day, we splat around ya know eating fatty food all the day
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Nov 8, 2015
Nov 8, 2015 at 11:23 PM UTC
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