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We fire up our internet with a fortune we've already spent I tell ya' fella, I've got to yella I'm head up to here in my debt We fire up our own internet with what already should be for free Bee's make a honey. Hey, hey that's funny But not funny, not once, not one time to me If there was a way I could make some more pay I would never think to try and sell you I would think twice before tossing the dice Never would touch a warm body untrue OOPS. HERE, IT'S COMING OOPS. YES, IT'S COMING Hear it? Here it is, hear it? Hear it? Because here it is! Here it is: WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why Seems you could catch an infectious disease or just die off from all the vee dee WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why I thought you wanted the internet to get it, to get it for free OOPS! can't say it right OOPS! there I've done it again WHY FEE THE WIFEY? Don't tease the wife And please remember, be courteous please Don't try to upset my wife WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why This is a song about internet There's something that I can't say right WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why It's really not part of religious belief I tell ya' I don't want no part OOPS! Here it's coming OOPS! Yes, it's coming Hear it is WHY FEE THE WIFEY I don't know why Sorry I got lost, ran off the track And got trapped in ol' Hackensack WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why This isn't the song that I started to write Don't want those ideas for my wife WHY FEE THE WIFEY? Don't know, but I'll try And if she pays it, that'll be great I'll get all my free internet WHY FEE THE WIFEY I don't know why That's right I remember, free internet That is why I've got to try AND SAY WE FEE NO, NO NOT WE FEE Never say wee fee and never say die So say only why, say why-fie WHY FIGHT THE WEE FEE Why fight the wife I think I can say it Say it when high I've got it, I said it One last more why-fie WHY FEE THE WHY-FIE I'll ask my wife No, don't you ever, ever ask wife Just only ask for WI-FI WI-FI THE WI-FI OH MY OH MY I hope you enjoyed it Because you're my enjoyment My funny, bunny valentine There now. I think that I have said it right Yes, now I think that I have said it right Yes, now we think that he did say it right
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Nov 4, 2015
Nov 4, 2015 at 12:32 PM UTC
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We fire up our internet with a fortune we've already spent I tell ya' fella, I've got to yella I'm head up to here in my debt We fire up our own internet with what already should be for free Bee's make a honey. Hey, hey that's funny But not funny, not once, not one time to me If there was a way I could make some more pay I would never think to try and sell you I would think twice before tossing the dice Never would touch a warm body untrue OOPS. HERE, IT'S COMING OOPS. YES, IT'S COMING Hear it? Here it is, hear it? Hear it? Because here it is! Here it is: WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why Seems you could catch an infectious disease or just die off from all the vee dee WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why I thought you wanted the internet to get it, to get it for free OOPS! can't say it right OOPS! there I've done it again WHY FEE THE WIFEY? Don't tease the wife And please remember, be courteous please Don't try to upset my wife WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why This is a song about internet There's something that I can't say right WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why It's really not part of religious belief I tell ya' I don't want no part OOPS! Here it's coming OOPS! Yes, it's coming Hear it is WHY FEE THE WIFEY I don't know why Sorry I got lost, ran off the track And got trapped in ol' Hackensack WHY FEE THE WIFEY? I don't know why This isn't the song that I started to write Don't want those ideas for my wife WHY FEE THE WIFEY? Don't know, but I'll try And if she pays it, that'll be great I'll get all my free internet WHY FEE THE WIFEY I don't know why That's right I remember, free internet That is why I've got to try AND SAY WE FEE NO, NO NOT WE FEE Never say wee fee and never say die So say only why, say why-fie WHY FIGHT THE WEE FEE Why fight the wife I think I can say it Say it when high I've got it, I said it One last more why-fie WHY FEE THE WHY-FIE I'll ask my wife No, don't you ever, ever ask wife Just only ask for WI-FI WI-FI THE WI-FI OH MY OH MY I hope you enjoyed it Because you're my enjoyment My funny, bunny valentine There now. I think that I have said it right Yes, now I think that I have said it right Yes, now we think that he did say it right
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Nov 4, 2015
Nov 4, 2015 at 12:32 PM UTC
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