One third of our life is spent asleep
25 years off in some dream...
Another third spent in work or class
50 years gone, **** just like that
25 years left...
But of course there's more.
1 year spent using the bathroom.
Now only 24...
6 years' time spent on cuisine
Down to 18...
4 years doing housework,
A year looking for things lost,
And another 5 in line we wait.
75 given, only left with 8.
2 years watching commercials
Where did it go? Only 6?!
For a woman... 1 year is spent choosing the clothes they're wearing.
But it evens out.
Men spend just as much time admiring their choice by staring.
So down to five
But I'll end it here
It's on you now
How to live your final years.
Sep 26, 2015
Sep 26, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC
One third of our life is spent asleep
25 years off in some dream...
Another third spent in work or class
50 years gone, **** just like that
25 years left...
But of course there's more.
1 year spent using the bathroom.
Now only 24...
6 years' time spent on cuisine
Down to 18...
4 years doing housework,
A year looking for things lost,
And another 5 in line we wait.
75 given, only left with 8.
2 years watching commercials
Where did it go? Only 6?!
For a woman... 1 year is spent choosing the clothes they're wearing.
But it evens out.
Men spend just as much time admiring their choice by staring.
So down to five
But I'll end it here
It's on you now
How to live your final years.