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Farmer Song Can you make a chicken duck I can make a chicken duck Give me the recipe for that chicken duck Throw a rock at the chicken's head Chickens can't duck you stupid head Now I have a chicken with a bump on it's head How is any chicken going to ever lay an egg If the chicken was a chicken with a bump on it's head Throw it slower this time Said the man with the red... Man who owns the chicken With the bump on it's head The man threw another rock slower instead The chicken he ducked and was finally spared The man shocked the chef when vociferously stating I THINK I'LL HAVE THE DUCK WITH A SIDE A PATAYDUHS Can you make a p*king duck I can make a p*king duck Give me the recipe for that p*king duck Deep fry duck with eyes closed shut That can't be a p*king duck A duck can't peek with his eyes closed shut But if he is sleepy at cockshut That would be a p*king duck In the days of Camelot A king was missing an awful lot Not a clue had the king until one day He saw a thief with the loot running far far away Find me the thief said the king to his men The knights suited up and found said man Here is the thief the knight said to the king Off with his ****** head Can you make a chicken duck I can make a chicken duck Give me the recipe for that chicken duck Throw a rock at the chicken's head
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Jul 1, 2015
Jul 1, 2015 at 4:44 PM UTC
Farmer Song
Farmer Song Can you make a chicken duck I can make a chicken duck Give me the recipe for that chicken duck Throw a rock at the chicken's head Chickens can't duck you stupid head Now I have a chicken with a bump on it's head How is any chicken going to ever lay an egg If the chicken was a chicken with a bump on it's head Throw it slower this time Said the man with the red... Man who owns the chicken With the bump on it's head The man threw another rock slower instead The chicken he ducked and was finally spared The man shocked the chef when vociferously stating I THINK I'LL HAVE THE DUCK WITH A SIDE A PATAYDUHS Can you make a p*king duck I can make a p*king duck Give me the recipe for that p*king duck Deep fry duck with eyes closed shut That can't be a p*king duck A duck can't peek with his eyes closed shut But if he is sleepy at cockshut That would be a p*king duck In the days of Camelot A king was missing an awful lot Not a clue had the king until one day He saw a thief with the loot running far far away Find me the thief said the king to his men The knights suited up and found said man Here is the thief the knight said to the king Off with his ****** head Can you make a chicken duck I can make a chicken duck Give me the recipe for that chicken duck Throw a rock at the chicken's head
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Jul 1, 2015
Jul 1, 2015 at 4:44 PM UTC
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