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1. Get cast in a movie playing a ghost 2.  Be ignored by all your family, friends, and those who know you 3. Put a sheet over your head, wander about, and moan a lot 4. Cover your face with flour, cold cream, or white makeup and say "BOO!" 5. Die, then come back from the dead ( but not as a vampire or zombie). 6. Haunt somebody 7. Haunt a house 8. I forget #8....  You forget so much when you have become a ghost
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Jun 27, 2015
Jun 27, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC
8 Ways to Become a Ghost
1. Get cast in a movie playing a ghost 2.  Be ignored by all your family, friends, and those who know you 3. Put a sheet over your head, wander about, and moan a lot 4. Cover your face with flour, cold cream, or white makeup and say "BOO!" 5. Die, then come back from the dead ( but not as a vampire or zombie). 6. Haunt somebody 7. Haunt a house 8. I forget #8....  You forget so much when you have become a ghost
I am fascinated by the fascination with this subject in popular culture and pseudo-scientific research... Anybody else?
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Jun 27, 2015
Jun 27, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC
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