joe-kevin-coleman
I rediscovered the enjoyment of writing/performing largely comic poetry in / 2011 at a local open mic. I work as a self-employed portrait artist. I am rather / reclusive and am in failing health. I recently had a small collection of poems / Published under the Scriptor Press imprint. It's titled KINGDOM OF CLOWNS. You can find it at : http:/wwwscriptorpress.com/raibooks/kingdomofclowns.html
connubial bris
exhibitchtionist
Dickshun
comic bas-relief
Donald Chump
racial silhouetting
patriotwasm
Republicant
testickles
Jul 7, 2015
Jul 7, 2015 at 5:37 PM UTC
I politely say,
"No thanks."
I've grown tired of endless angst,
trapped as I am in these
"golden years."
Cowboy up, my dears.
Really, love,
It's not so bad...
Just thank God
you're not your Dad.
Jul 7, 2015
Jul 7, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC
"She left me.
She's gone.
I'm lonely."
(Move on).
"She dumped me.
I'm blue.
How could she?"
(Poor you...).
"It's painful."
(Yeah, So...?)
"I'm hurting.
I'm low,
heartbroken...."
(Life's tough....)
"There's no hope."
( ENOUGH!!!)
Jul 6, 2015
Jul 6, 2015 at 6:59 PM UTC
My girlfriend, a fashion designer,
is blessed with a lovely
apartment in an expensive neighborborhood.
Each time we have ***
she always expects
me to give her money to help pay for the rent and Lord knows what else.
Jul 5, 2015
Jul 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM UTC
There once was an E.T. from Venus
whose body was shaped like a 2011 Ford Explorer.
He said to his friend,
"I like to pretend
I'm a Volkswagon. BEEP, BEEP!
Jul 5, 2015
Jul 5, 2015 at 4:18 PM UTC
Winds on the ocean,
snails' slow advance,
carpenter ants,
migrating birds,
lips forming words,
ships on the sea,
humanity.
Love is the magnet that draws us towards God.
Hatred is Satan's cattle ****
Move with devotion.
Jul 5, 2015
Jul 5, 2015 at 12:51 PM UTC
1. Get cast in a movie playing a ghost
2. Be ignored by all your family, friends, and those who know you
3. Put a sheet over your head, wander about, and moan a lot
4. Cover your face with flour, cold cream, or white makeup and say "BOO!"
5. Die, then come back from the dead ( but not as a vampire or zombie).
6. Haunt somebody
7. Haunt a house
8. I forget #8.... You forget so much when you have become a ghost
Jun 27, 2015
Jun 27, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC
who would be a holy terror on social media:
snapping selfies (often lying under the table - poor thing!),
commenting on comments on comments in the public forum,
"You ignorant cockalorum...!
pennies for your thoughts bought my ***** shots."
She'd be caustic, sarcastic, bitter,
abrasive, abusive on Twitter:
"As regards your latest verse, the previous one was worse."
"I am hosting a social soirée...I'd rather you not be there...
Are there evenings you'll be away?
"I appreciated your latest post
Re: animal rights to equal pay.
...My bi-racial guide dog has it hard,
being physically challenged,
female,
and gay."
Okay. We know you are liberal and politically correct. Now unplug, put down your I-phone, get up off your *** and step away from the mirror.
Go out into the world. March. Volunteer. Donate food or clothing.
Help somebody for Christ's sake. You self-obsessed narcissist.
Jun 27, 2015
Jun 27, 2015 at 8:57 AM UTC
I loathe them with all of my heart.
Jun 24, 2015
Jun 24, 2015 at 10:06 AM UTC
Tell me I am everything you ever wanted
...Some archetypal epitome
...an ideal.
Tell me of your love for me in extravagant language
...Make me blush.
Cause me to shiver with delight.
Tell me I am your proverbial world, moon, and stars...
Lie to me.
Tell me you like me.
Jun 21, 2015
Jun 21, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC