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Oh iOS, dreary titan of technology! An SOS, hidden in secret typology! Oh woe is me, tragic symphonic melancholy If heaven had eyes, and hell had ears Heaven would see, and hell would hear The discordant storm, the miasma of tears The screen is blank, my heart is dead Error! Error! The bleak message read Death marches slow, overlord of dread Bright red head and monolith of Mac iSurrender, iGiveup, Iambeggining to crack Silent foot falls across the carpeted track The darkest song of the darkest day appleID.apple.com in the mindless gray Hark! Hark! Once more into the fray! March my brothers, to full lines and all! Some may die today but the victors stand tall! Monoliths of glory, providers of tech support call! iPod, iTunes, iCloud, iPhone, iPad iknowitall! Prices beyond reason, reset, restore and reinstall! Kings of iLog, rulers of this bleak blue ball Apple support for one! Apple support for all! Unless your outside your support eligibility! Sorry! Not my call!
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Jun 25, 2015
Jun 25, 2015 at 11:28 PM UTC
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Oh iOS, dreary titan of technology! An SOS, hidden in secret typology! Oh woe is me, tragic symphonic melancholy If heaven had eyes, and hell had ears Heaven would see, and hell would hear The discordant storm, the miasma of tears The screen is blank, my heart is dead Error! Error! The bleak message read Death marches slow, overlord of dread Bright red head and monolith of Mac iSurrender, iGiveup, Iambeggining to crack Silent foot falls across the carpeted track The darkest song of the darkest day appleID.apple.com in the mindless gray Hark! Hark! Once more into the fray! March my brothers, to full lines and all! Some may die today but the victors stand tall! Monoliths of glory, providers of tech support call! iPod, iTunes, iCloud, iPhone, iPad iknowitall! Prices beyond reason, reset, restore and reinstall! Kings of iLog, rulers of this bleak blue ball Apple support for one! Apple support for all! Unless your outside your support eligibility! Sorry! Not my call!
#heartbreak#sad#depression#life#pain#death#apple#phone#technology#sarcasm
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Jun 25, 2015
Jun 25, 2015 at 11:28 PM UTC
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