Wait.
And wait.
And wait a month and then another month...
His Royal Importance will deign to see you now
...for a brief moment or two
....And you will politely listen to him go on and on about himself
feigning interest
'til you are dismissed
grateful for the audience before His Wonderfulness.
His Imperial Pretentiousness is available to put you in your place...
to make you feel small
and unnecessary
and superfluous
and taken for granted.
Make your humblest obeisance before him when entering his August Presence.
Kiss his ring as if it were his busy behind,
wondering all the while why you remain so stupidly devoted.
Jun 21, 2015
Jun 21, 2015 at 12:00 PM UTC
Wait.
And wait.
And wait a month and then another month...
His Royal Importance will deign to see you now
...for a brief moment or two
....And you will politely listen to him go on and on about himself
feigning interest
'til you are dismissed
grateful for the audience before His Wonderfulness.
His Imperial Pretentiousness is available to put you in your place...
to make you feel small
and unnecessary
and superfluous
and taken for granted.
Make your humblest obeisance before him when entering his August Presence.
Kiss his ring as if it were his busy behind,
wondering all the while why you remain so stupidly devoted.
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