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There once was a lady Named Mrs. O'Brady Who hated the world It seemed The wicked 'ol witch Was sort of a ***** And she spit and she cussed And she screamed The children all feared Whenever she leered That her gaze Might turn them to stone And the dogs even knew Never to poo In the small yard In front of her home 'Til one chilly mourn When snow did adorn And the ground Was a blanket of frost Mrs. O'Brady That rotten ol' lady Slipped and her footing She lost She fell to the ground With a thud of a sound And knocked Her ol' hag of a head Then everyone stopped And they let their jaws drop For they knew Mrs. O'Brady was dead But when she arose And brushed off her clothes The drop of a pin Could be heard She said "I'm Mrs. O'Brady The wicked ol' lady" And she flipped the whole crowd the bird
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May 8, 2015
May 8, 2015 at 5:30 AM UTC
Mrs. O'Brady
There once was a lady Named Mrs. O'Brady Who hated the world It seemed The wicked 'ol witch Was sort of a ***** And she spit and she cussed And she screamed The children all feared Whenever she leered That her gaze Might turn them to stone And the dogs even knew Never to poo In the small yard In front of her home 'Til one chilly mourn When snow did adorn And the ground Was a blanket of frost Mrs. O'Brady That rotten ol' lady Slipped and her footing She lost She fell to the ground With a thud of a sound And knocked Her ol' hag of a head Then everyone stopped And they let their jaws drop For they knew Mrs. O'Brady was dead But when she arose And brushed off her clothes The drop of a pin Could be heard She said "I'm Mrs. O'Brady The wicked ol' lady" And she flipped the whole crowd the bird
Gotta love the feisty old ones!
kyle-howard
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May 8, 2015
May 8, 2015 at 5:30 AM UTC
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