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Hire me, hire me, I have four A-levels and an Arts degree. I have little experience or transferable skills, but i'll gladly complain for free. I'm educated. EH-DUE-KATE-ED! I'll scream in my head, as I make your coffees and your teas. My intelligence is far to great, your menial work is just not for me. I belong to greater things, I believe. an author, a politician, a diplomat maybe? or even, only if I'm lucky this twenty-five a year scheme in marketing! So please hire me, oh please! I'm poor, desperate and my love-life is in decline. The streets are no place for a graduate, with a face, quite like mine.
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Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 6:53 PM UTC
Hire me
Hire me, hire me, I have four A-levels and an Arts degree. I have little experience or transferable skills, but i'll gladly complain for free. I'm educated. EH-DUE-KATE-ED! I'll scream in my head, as I make your coffees and your teas. My intelligence is far to great, your menial work is just not for me. I belong to greater things, I believe. an author, a politician, a diplomat maybe? or even, only if I'm lucky this twenty-five a year scheme in marketing! So please hire me, oh please! I'm poor, desperate and my love-life is in decline. The streets are no place for a graduate, with a face, quite like mine.
There is a lot of sad stuff on here tonight, so I thought I'd write something tongue-in-cheek to hopefully cheer at least someone up tonight.
#life#happy#funny#and#laugh#everything#that#goes#with#student
James-Crofts
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James-Crofts
Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 6:53 PM UTC
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