Whilst strolling in the countryside
I had time to dwell
On deeply profound questions
Like: Do badger farts have a smell?
I pondered as I wandered
On this important thought
And then I found a badger sett
And so I thought I ought
To settle this complex question
That had bothered me all day
I stuck my silly head down there
Boy was I was made to pay
For when a badger thinks he’s trapped
He lets go a tremendous fart
The stench was green and nauseous
And **** near stopped my heart
Trying to withdraw in haste
I ran out of luck
For no matter how I wriggled
My head was firmly stuck
A passer by chanced on me
But he was not a friend
He stole my shoes and trousers
Exposing my rear end
The farmer who dug me out
Laughed until he cried
I had to walk home bare of arse
Whilst covering my pride
So now I've learned a lesson
With experiments to be frugal
I’ll wait until I get back home
And look it up on Google
Jan 27, 2015
Jan 27, 2015 at 2:19 PM UTC
Whilst strolling in the countryside
I had time to dwell
On deeply profound questions
Like: Do badger farts have a smell?
I pondered as I wandered
On this important thought
And then I found a badger sett
And so I thought I ought
To settle this complex question
That had bothered me all day
I stuck my silly head down there
Boy was I was made to pay
For when a badger thinks he’s trapped
He lets go a tremendous fart
The stench was green and nauseous
And **** near stopped my heart
Trying to withdraw in haste
I ran out of luck
For no matter how I wriggled
My head was firmly stuck
A passer by chanced on me
But he was not a friend
He stole my shoes and trousers
Exposing my rear end
The farmer who dug me out
Laughed until he cried
I had to walk home bare of arse
Whilst covering my pride
So now I've learned a lesson
With experiments to be frugal
I’ll wait until I get back home
And look it up on Google
(Would you believe this question is actually answered on Google?) :-)
