He has x-ray vision,
but he's as blind as a bat.
He sees straight to my heart,
but cannot see my fat.
He's as strong as an ox,
but as gentle as can be.
He's **** in his shorts,
and in a suit-a sight to see!
He's my super-hero,
even though he can't fly;
He doesn't drive a Bat-Mobile,
or freeze time with his eye.
But the things that he 'can' do
far outweigh the things he can't;
and they give the word "Super-Hero"
a whole new slant!
Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:40 PM UTC
He has x-ray vision,
but he's as blind as a bat.
He sees straight to my heart,
but cannot see my fat.
He's as strong as an ox,
but as gentle as can be.
He's **** in his shorts,
and in a suit-a sight to see!
He's my super-hero,
even though he can't fly;
He doesn't drive a Bat-Mobile,
or freeze time with his eye.
But the things that he 'can' do
far outweigh the things he can't;
and they give the word "Super-Hero"
a whole new slant!